Craptions Classics October 23, 2008

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi im Rob

Holty

Other Craptions

Suddenly, Larry realised he had a little "global warming" of his own going on inside the bear suit.

CavalierX

Rape commencing in 3...2...1...

zacx

the sexual tension between these two is unbearable

fielder69

Holy shit. Even the werewolves are peaceful in Canada

captainawesome8

What would you do for a Klondike bar???

MasterNOODLE

So, what you're saying, is that you're actually a Bi-polar Bear.

DrTom

Walk around in a bear costume, nothing. Pick up a stupid protest sign, every hot chick in town who thinks she's a journalist starts talking to ya.

CavalierX

Now I just need the "man" and "pig" part...

CavalierX

"..twenty dollars, same as in town."

Tim Parent

The other side of the sign says "Club moor seels"

Mudslingshot

"Just one more question. Have you ever been shot at or witnessed a shooting by Governor Palin?"

abernathy

"So yeah, just call me whenever you want to grab a drink or hunt for fish or whatever."

stapleears

"So you were the only one to witness the rickshaw crash into the the distillery?"

deaved_wrath

I know we just started dating, but the thing is, my habitat is slowly being destroyed. Is it ok if moved in with you for a while?

Dragonman
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