How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice. Hi im Rob
Suddenly, Larry realised he had a little "global warming" of his own going on inside the bear suit.
Rape commencing in 3...2...1...
the sexual tension between these two is unbearable
Holy shit. Even the werewolves are peaceful in Canada
What would you do for a Klondike bar???
So, what you're saying, is that you're actually a Bi-polar Bear.
Now I just need the "man" and "pig" part...
Walk around in a bear costume, nothing. Pick up a stupid protest sign, every hot chick in town who thinks she's a journalist starts talking to ya.
"..twenty dollars, same as in town."
"Just one more question. Have you ever been shot at or witnessed a shooting by Governor Palin?"
The other side of the sign says "Club moor seels"
"So you were the only one to witness the rickshaw crash into the the distillery?"
"So yeah, just call me whenever you want to grab a drink or hunt for fish or whatever."
I know we just started dating, but the thing is, my habitat is slowly being destroyed. Is it ok if moved in with you for a while?