Other Craptions

Suddenly, Larry realised he had a little "global warming" of his own going on inside the bear suit.

Rape commencing in 3...2...1...

the sexual tension between these two is unbearable

Holy shit. Even the werewolves are peaceful in Canada

What would you do for a Klondike bar???

So, what you're saying, is that you're actually a Bi-polar Bear.

Walk around in a bear costume, nothing. Pick up a stupid protest sign, every hot chick in town who thinks she's a journalist starts talking to ya.

Now I just need the "man" and "pig" part...

"..twenty dollars, same as in town."

The other side of the sign says "Club moor seels"

"Just one more question. Have you ever been shot at or witnessed a shooting by Governor Palin?"

"So yeah, just call me whenever you want to grab a drink or hunt for fish or whatever."

"So you were the only one to witness the rickshaw crash into the the distillery?"

I know we just started dating, but the thing is, my habitat is slowly being destroyed. Is it ok if moved in with you for a while?

Oh, I get it... it's a POLARISING bear.

"Can you describe your attacker?" "Well, she was shooting at me from a helicopter. I know she was trying to kill me, but I didn't really care cuz she was just so gosh darn folksy."

"Are you happy with your current provider?" "Tits...I mean.. Yes."

No, for the last time, I'm NOT interested in seeing your "North Pole".

"Yeah, I'll have the potato skins platter, a large Diet Coke and a Klondike bar."

In Canada, I'm safe from Sarah Palin.

World. Worst. Animal. Reseacher.

What has 4 legs and an erection?

"Get Canada out of Japan! I mean, Japan out of Canada! I mean... Oh, hell, I don't even know WHAT I'm protesting these days!"

EVeryone in Canada is white, even the bears.

"Well, I'm campaigning to stop testing on us. I've only been super-intelligent for 5 minutes and I'm already pessimistic about life.

She'll be a true Canadian Mounted Police when I'm done with her.

Molsen Ice is so bad people actually protest it

"Nah, this is just a part-time job. Trying to keep myself grounded you know. I'm actually a surgeon. And a lawyer. And a fireman. So can I call you or what?"

Polar Express II: The Fast and the Furriest

"Ok, now slow down... You were on an ice cap when it started to slip into the ocean, Then what happened?.. Mmmk..."

Poke her? I BEAR-ly know her! Ha ha ha ha, I'm here all week!

In a country where polar bears outnumber humans, should polar bears have the right to vote?

"Do you want to sign my form? Remember, I can rip out your throat... oh, and you get a sticker."

I can see Sarah Palin from my ice flow!

I'm sorry sir but I have to write you this ticket. You are in a no barking zone.

The Canadian remake of "Harvey" was just stupid.

nobody thinks it's strange that there's actually someone protesting something in canada?

"Do you: A: Live on your own. B: With a roommate. or C: In your parent's basement?"

Katie Couric's first big story.

"Do I support the Kyoto accord?? Does a bear shit in the northern tundra??"

Lost season 5

No, I didn't see 8 Below. Why?

"and when did you first suspect that you were adopted?"

"That's impressive penmanship for a bear!" "Not really - I used a stencil."

Yoto the bear faces deportation.

Tranny Meets Bear. Numbers are exchanged. Love blooms.

So...what's your sign?

"May I have your autograph? I've always been a huge fan Barry White!"

Canadian?? Kyoto?? OMG - it's both Canadian and Japanese!!