Other Craptions

Damn you. I said pawns for the oversized chess game. PAWNS!

These are not the lobsters that you seek.

Boba Fett was a lover as well as a fighter. Unfortunately on his way to capturing Han Solo, he caught crabs

Aw...they're not letting him join in any Lobster games...

Defending Super Bowl Champions New England Lobster Bisque defeats up and coming New Orleans Sith 2-1.

What Boba Fett didn't know is that the lobsters had a contract on him too

When you're all alone, it seems like everyone has a dad

May the Force be Bayou.

Sure the Boba Fett costume was innaccurate, but it wasn't nearly as bad as the Admiral Ackbars.

And once again the girl walks away.

"They're no good to me boiled."

The "Hall Of Rejected Football Mascots" is one of the least popular attractions at Disneyland.

I have a hard time believing that a guy who owns a Boba Fett costume actually watches football.

He remembered his protection so that he wouldn't catch crabs... or lobsters...

From Star Wars to the Holy Wars...the Lord works in mysterious ways

Fleur-de-loser

VISA: Because the SuperDome doesn't take Republic Credits.

Objects in window may seem cooler than they appear.

Being Quebec's only superhero ain't easy.

The bounty hunter looked down in shame when he realized that his target was Red 6, and not Red Lobster

The "Futurama meets Star Wars" parade is going as expected

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It cost twice as much to make the hooker dress up like this. On top of that, the bitch still refused to call me Luke Skywalker.

I posted 22 minutes late. McCaine has a better chance of winning than I do.

Even the Empire is doing more to rebuild New Orleans than the US government!!!

Trying to act casual after a REALLY awkward threesome.

Why did I trade my jetpack for a freaking ten speed?

Hanging his head after another Saints loss, Boba Fett finds peace when he realizes, at least I'm not a Bengals fan.

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Fourth Annual Virgin Convention

Preparing for battle against the Oakland Vaders.

What the lobsters didn't know is that the stadium had been converted into a giant boiling pot for just this occasion

If Jabba wants lobster, Jabba gets fucking lobster. -Boba Saint

Norm realizes that "fantasy football" didn't mean what he thought it did.

Knights vs. Lobters? Some versions of West Side Story just make me sad.

"98 . . . 99 . . . 100! Ready or not, here I - aw Christ, you guys aren't even trying!"

I'm confused. How is this porn again?

Japan is spreading.

The French Version of StarWars was definately Original....

Your lack of crustaceans disturbs me!

This is why I quit drinking. And sniffing glue. And snorting Coke. And Diet Pepsi.

IT'S A TRAP!

Not Pictured: Non Virgins

Boba Fett was so excited about his first trip to Mardi Gras until he realized he forgot to bring the beads

CRACKED.COM's assassins tracking down the users who post "First!" Swaim insisted they dress like that.

I can't think of a decent craption with "Rock Lobster" playing over and over in my head!

Bounty hunter Boba Fett phones Dr. Zoidberg to tell him the good news... he's found his parent.

In some towns, segregation still exist for those wishing to pee on the street.

Boba Fett was only hungry enough to eat one, but he killed them both. He was feeling shellfish.