Craptions Classics October 20, 2008

Wow, masturbation must feel infinitely better when you can detach your arms.

ILY

Other Craptions

I never feel comfortable shopping at the Gap.

jtklove

get out of my basement cracked

redman

A simple "I quit" would have been sufficient. You didn't have to get so creative.

HelperMonkey

I think the craption contests are undergoing a concentrated effort to make me gay.

gamadaya

Freddie vs. Jason got fingered

TheSnacker

Voted out of the orgy, Ken was forced to improvise.

Linux fan

Somewhere, Sigmund Freud is laughing his ass off.

jtklove

Playboy's new issue: The Women of Warcraft

Ed_Gein

ACORN HQ readies the Obamatrons for voting!

CavalierX

Victoria's deep, dark secret.

Zoo06

What were they thinking? That ones fully clothed.

fastolaf

in an alternate universe Ed Gein was a successful fashion designer

redman

Which one is real? The answer may surprise you.

HelperMonkey

The financial crisis hit the mannequin population hardest. Most lost the shirts off their backs, some lost an arm and a leg.

GaseousClay
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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