Other Craptions

I never feel comfortable shopping at the Gap.

get out of my basement cracked

A simple "I quit" would have been sufficient. You didn't have to get so creative.

I think the craption contests are undergoing a concentrated effort to make me gay.

Freddie vs. Jason got fingered

Voted out of the orgy, Ken was forced to improvise.

Somewhere, Sigmund Freud is laughing his ass off.

Playboy's new issue: The Women of Warcraft

ACORN HQ readies the Obamatrons for voting!

Victoria's deep, dark secret.

What were they thinking? That ones fully clothed.

in an alternate universe Ed Gein was a successful fashion designer

Which one is real? The answer may surprise you.

The financial crisis hit the mannequin population hardest. Most lost the shirts off their backs, some lost an arm and a leg.

What Happens if you try to shop lift at the Guantanomo Bay gift shop...

Friday the 13th XXI: Mall or Nothing

Lecter. The new line from GAP

These PETA protests are getting more and more abstract.

This is the way Al-Qaeda sees the western world.

George Romero - STOP!!

Backstage at the Presidential Debate.

not pictured: the rest of Suri's nursery

JCPenney's attempt at pulling int he younger shoppers failed, so they went for the less popular but very lucrative group: perverts.

Naked mannequin bandits cease to be a threat once they're disarmed.

"One of these things is not like the other..."

Soylent Green is mannequins! IT'S MANNEQUINS!!!!

"… declined to comment, other than to call the charges politically motivated."

That's horrible! That girl is wearing a sky blue shirt with jeans, fashion emergency!

Someone want to give me a hand here??

With the new guards standing at the door, no one ever robbed that Macy's again.

Date night at the Aint it cool news offices.

When I read the statistic I didn't believe it but this is proof that one in every 6 people gets fisted by their own arms.

Stanley Kubrick's: Mock-work Orange

They're all going to buy some clothes. Except the guy who fell to the floor. He's broke.

Today I learned how to spell mannequin!

clothing (and genitals) optional

A detailed look into the mind of Tom Cruise.

How the director of the Saw movies sees the world...

Finally, the Cracked team posted a photo of themselves.

The BEYOND section of Bed Bath and Beyond.

the other nudists were having a hard time keeping everyone from seeing jane in her most desperate time

There is a time and a place to test your prostate....

WAit, it doesn't make you gay if there's no penis involved, right?

You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave...

The only way some stores can get men to shop with their girlfriends

What's up with the one on the far right? Prude...

A photo of my last day on the job at Macy's.

God's Workshop is a little creepier than Santa's Workshop.

If you shouldn't buy grocery hungry, does the same apply for shopping naked?