Other Craptions

The Scientology version of the Nativity is a bit different to the norm...

George Lucas Just can't get the budget for his seventh installment.

Faced with dwindling numbers, the Catholic Church made some desperate attempts to bring the kids back.

And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Luke: for he shall save his people from the dark side

FAKE

And a new, even more scary religion is born.

Christmas at George Lucas' house.

Pictured for the first time: A fanboy's wet dream.

'The Vader, the Skywalker, anh the holy Solo. Forever and ever. Amen'

The shit some people get off to these days...

In a galaxy far, far away, men who own stuff like this still don't get laid.

Someone, somewhere, is masturbating to this

- Babe, where's our camel? - I believe he's sleeping on the roof darling.

important aspect of Christmas "virgin birth". Seems to suit a starwars fan well

Somewhere in Vagas C3PO is confused and standing on a stage with the Blue Man Group

"ok Chewie, you hold her down, we will do the rest."

Damn you Robot Chicken!!!

Pictured: The Birth of Tom Cruise

Goddammit, its only 3:10 and I'm already too late to write a caption that someone will actually read

Jesus sold separately.

Toto... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

Silent night. Jedi Knight. His mind is calm. His heart is bright.

well, wherever this is, just be thankful that no matter how much you suck, there is a least one person in the world who is more of a loser than you.

People never believe him,but George Lucas still has tons of ideas.

"Well, I could have unloaded that crap on eBay for about three grand until you took them all out of their boxes."

....and that pretty much is all you need to know about Scientology

The perfect woman for me will spot the error in my diorama.

He'll be a Carrie Fisher of men.

If you know who all these characters are, you watch way too many movies.

Oh great they have sattelite

Then came baby Jesus! PEW! PEW! Then the 3 wise men! PEW! PEW! Mother Mary cried out... Be! Do! Boop! Beep!

Charlie was pleased with his completed project, but now he had to think of something else to do instead of getting a life...

The three wise men brought gold, francincense, and a light saber...

Far...FAR away in a manger

Star Wars: The Christmas Special 2 was even worse than the first one!

"And the three wise rebel troopers followed the Death Star, bringing with them gifts of incense and power converters" - Yoda 3:16

Jedi Christ.

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Based on these craptions, I'm going to guess it's a bad thing that I have one of these displayed in my room

True fans remember the birth of Luke and Leia differently from most of the world.

Pictured: Nostalgia Not pictured: George Lucas throwing feces at Star Wars fans.

Spontaneous dioramas with no apparent theme are often the most saddening evidence of excessive spare time associated with economic recession and job losses.

I am that fanboy

Jesus, I am your father.

On Christmas night OB1 was born..

The Star Wars Nativity Set debuted to controversy due to the decision to use a shaved Ewok in place of baby Jesus.

Not pictured: The guy behind the camera with cheeto-covered fingers, geeky glasses and a 'too happy' smile on his face Behind that: His wife, deciding that a divorce is going to be top on her xmas list this year...

"Its a Trap!"

May the force be with you. And Also with you. Amen.