MarcAbian
Despite all the precautions you can take, there's always a chance someone will show up wearing the same outfit as you.
TheGuy185
While they may appear to be in the KKK, in reality they are just a pair of environmentalist ghosts.
Leaf
"Alternative energy" "Alternative lifestyle" "ALTERNATIVE ENERGY!" "ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE!" "Wait... okay - let's do both!"
upthebracket
Awwww shit... You came as a racist wind turbine too? This is so embarrassing...
slutbucks
Just in case you where wondering, yes these people did design the building in yesterdays craption, and yes they would like to talk to you about scientology.
marvelxf4
Knight Rider, The Bionic Woman....I guess it was just a matter of time before The Flying Nun got it's own revamp.
darthtanion
As cheesy as it seemed later, Joe and Terry really felt that this was the best way to show the world that they were Mother Nature's biggest fans.
postmanpat
What's weird is that this is an Anti-Immigrant rally. Nobody knows why these two are there.
HelperMonkey
All day long they had guys walking up behind them and saying "Luke, I am your father" to the back of their heads.
phreesh
Finalist - World's smallest special interest group - Gay KKK members for green power.
hwangg14
"OK to avoid confusion you be the oscillating fan and I'll be the wind turbine"
HSThompsonshat
Once in harlem, the two girls who decided to go trick-or-treating as wind mills found themselves on the receiving end of many hostilities.
mikeish
suddenly timmy and greg realised that they weren't supposed to show up until much later
Jaimetown
With NASA funds being cut, these Astronauts venture off to the trailer park in a more frugal attempt to achieve orbit
necroarkhe
Let me sum up the the craptions thus far,Klan,Homosexuals,fan puns,alternative energy and some attempts at dick jokes.
HelperMonkey
Cracked's webmaster Googles "Fucked-up AND Halloween AND Costume" for the fifteenth time this month.
Cizzle6
Cleatus:"Bob, the brothers are gonna make fun of us for these hoods we got." Bob:"Cletaus SHUT UP we look cool......ok?"
mactheknife
everyone keeps pointing out the KKK gowns and the huge ass fans on their heads, but has no one noticed the mutant third arm on the one on the right's back!
Beth
"Why is everyone staring?" "I don't know Bill, just keep your head turned and walk."
T3D
Realising that no one believed in ManBearPig, Al Gore invented the fan twins in order to rally people to his cause... he is also "Super Cerial" about them as well
mindpez2.0
Who are we? Windmills! What do we have? Wind Power! Hell NO, We won't blow! Hell NO, We won't blow!
NobodyNowhere
That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen! You can't ride a bike in a crowded area, you'll hit someone!
NobodyNowhere
Only Jan and Cindy knew the 'Clean Energy' Rally and Gay pride parade would be on the same day. Everyone else just looked stupid.
NobodyNowhere
...Am I the only one who notices the water bottle someone superglued to that lady?
bobleponge
The woman from the future blended in with the crowd pretty well, at least until they deployed their helipacks.
Sairin
Two people dressed up like letters....hmm "Y" and "T"...YT...Whitey... ohhhh I get it now.They've gone phonetic.
hibby989
The fact that a windmill came on over their head when they thought of something made it hard for anyone to take their ideas seriously
lalaloand
After losing their leader, the local Klu Klux Klan member decided to join the yearly protest of ceiling fans. Stop them, before they take another life!
postmanpat
What is it with all the KKK jokes? Why does everybody here automatically asume this is the KKK? Why you so rascist, Cracked?
SUPERNAUT44
Jim and Tammy love to WIND down on the weekends after a long week of work. They're big FANS of the city life. They have a friend. Hopefully they can PROPELLER to go out on the town with them instead of her sitting at home watching BLADE This photo is
Lord
When I told my new robed freinds that I wanted to bring wind power to my african country they were so kind: they offered to show me the ropes! such a nice people in America!
Leaf
"Elizabeth? I don't want to upset you or anything, but honestly - I thought you asked me to hold your fan..."
faith229
"Okay Andy, how are we ment to find you and Jenny and the rally?" "Oh, you'll find us just fine...."
Leaf
You know, if you take them home, close all the doors and turn them on for the whole night, you'll die!!! At least that's what a Korean friend of mine told me...
Saturn500
The KKK, feeling that their ranks were thinning out, decided to recruit environmentalists.
Leaf
I don't know what they're protesting, but I have a feeling it's going to blow over.
fightgar14
Jenny and Elizabeth were enjoying an intriguing march until they were both impaled on Don Quixote's spear.
Spriggen
The scene today outside of Boeing headquarters looked rather grim as the Propeller People made their way back into the public eye.
HSThompsonshat
Now that they were airborne, the KKK found it much easier to extend its reach.
Leaf
"Elizabeth? I don't want to upset you or anything, but honestly - I thought you asked me to hold your fan, not your hand..."
UncleBear
Goddamned M.I.T., 21st century or not, these look fucking stupid!!! I prefer the more traditional mortarboard.
mastermidget23
Staunch proponents for alternative energy Jill and Kate greatly misconstrued an ad in the paper placed by a local group of "concerned citizens" asking anyone interested to help them "cleanse the world"
SirButternut
I'm not really a FAN of white people! Ha, ha... oh, come on. I got here half an hour late, OK.
laterali
The wind generators on our backs recharges our lameness batteries (without even spinning).
jpjondids
Jane and Sally's attempts to merge in with their fellow fans goes horribly wrong..
Kingofmars
"And what are 'Richies' scared of more then anything? Thats right! Windmills!"
Wugmanmax
A new look for the flying nun.* *this joke has traveled 30 years in time to get here.
War8nt
I told you I needed to talk to you earlier so this wouldnt happen now everything is ru-end. Oh come on do be so cru-ell.
smallshrimp
The KKK say, Burning black people is a renewable source of fuel. We have already got a plant set up in New Orleans!
fthrud
"The Return of the Flying Nun" starring Sally Field and Britney Spears spawns widespread protests at the Cannes Film Festival.
Bioked
'I can't see anything with this windmill in my face. We keep on bumping into people and they must be thinking oh look at them with their windmi...' 'OH GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS!'
puggers
And so you see, wind power is efficient enough to keep two racists fully operational even in a low breeze!
T...
Lesbian Helicopter Angels joined the march to assure representation of their demographic.
MarcAbian
Another legitimate protest hi-jacked by advocates for the recognition of windmill marriage.
Batman?
"O.K, here's a joke, what do you get when you cross 2 K.K.K members, environmentalists, and a stop global warming rally?" "Umm... Is it right over there?" "Dammit... You ruin all the fun"
JewelsVern
Unitarian Jehovah's Witness Klansmen go door to door burning crosses for no reason.
mindpez2.0
Wondertiwn powers activate! Form of a windmill. Shape of an interplanetary space suit.
montanaguy
I don't see what the big deal about gay marriage is, they look happy right???
toacosmo
They're actually agaisnt clean air. In fact, these two are pissed because no one understands the irony.
toacosmo
That's the last time I let Michael Bay near any appliance that even vaguley resembles something he could turn into a movie.
beirut
if you want to jump, go ahead. i'm just saying you might want to rethink it a little.
NobodyNowhere
"good thing we got these disguises. No-one will ever suspect we're KKK now"
steez
(check out the fan on the left) "Reserve fossil fuels to create more energy to make plastic water bottles. F U David Suzuki."
Almosthuman
Realizing they needed to be inconspicuous the KKK decided to disguise themselves as windmills.
steez
(Look at the bottom blade of the fan on the left) K K K for clean air. But we're still gonna drink bottled water. F U David Suzuki.
Danigirl90
The new windmill nuns were not as accepted as they thought they were going to be.
GoreTaco
It's a shame they aren't lesbians, we could've had the first eco-friendly jet pack!
GoreTaco
Is it me or does the sign above have a orange load-speaker with "cunt" on the side?
RonnyT
Ang Lee's career did not survive his unorthodox Inspector Gadget film adaptation.
lalaloand
upon discovering that they were falling out of the publics' eyes, the Klan decided to join in on the 'clean energy' propaganda that's sweeping the nation
cutslasher
"Bob? You think we're putting out the wrong message?" "About clean energy or burning crosses?" "WHAT!?!?"
Cools
The Wilson Twins' mother was very protective of her daughters. She developed the "School Emergency Escape Device" and had her daughters test the prototype. She was blind.
What_the_funk?
The Klan's 101st Airborne Division is really feeling the effect of the fuel crisis.
Sarcasticguy
When we think the world can't get weirder we get shocked by a gay KKK couple that can now fly
Jitterwyser
Supremacist Windmills for McCain, '08 - "Sure, he's kind of an old windbag, but we've never really been fans of Obama."
midnttokr1
Uhhh....hey Billy Bob....is it just me or do them crosses look a little bit crooked?
mattchu
Angels with wings are a thing of the past thanks to modern technological upgrades.
addaminsain
Ladies and gentleman, for one night only, I give you, The Proplellerheads *bang on plays*
pngnman
In the original star wars films, Jango Fett was originally two men dressed in lobster costumes. The script was changed when they realized its damn hard to hold a laser pistol with claws.
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