Other Craptions

Our bail out of Wall St. bought what?!?!?!

"please, come on in. we would like to talk to you about scientology."

What a transformer's penis looks like.

Are you kidding me? First time I get one in at 3:00 the picture is crap!

another retarded decision by the CEO of AIG.

Well, I'm NEVER flushing a bottle if Viagra down the toilet again.

Every time you rub it, another floor is added.

There can not be any possible good craption for this picture.

When you're a little old Beverly Hills woman, you can live in a really nice shoe.

When I said I wanted a fancy entrance that would entice people, I didn't mean a hairy metallic wang. . .

Someone with an window-office just got screwed.

I DIDN'T KNOW SAN FRANCISCO HAD A SUBWAY.

Frank Lloyd WRONG!

Yea I'm stumped. Mercury? haha :( Magneto's love explosion? Nope.. something Terminator something. Fuck it!!! WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN DIARRHEA STRIKES???

It's official, the building is a boy!

Ehhhh.......have a good weekend everybody !!!

hey guys! Couldn't think of a good craption, but I just lost my virginity and thought you guys should know. It's not illegal to have sex with a 14 year old in Colorado if you're 17, right?

You know how I know you're gay?

Somebody...BUILT this, no wait stop scrolling and think about this, Somebody DESIGNED this, Somebody would have been very upset if it didn't turn out like....THIS

I can see myself in your ballsack... Is this a subliminal message?

The best thing to keep girls entertained...it's big AND shiny.

That's a fine erection... the building I mean.

All your phallic imagery are belong to us.

I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it wants to mate with that car.

Damn you Cracked, not cool, and for that I am going to post at least 8 stupid ass craptions.

I guess I don't get this one because I don't watch the Sarah Conner Chronicles.

The High and Holy Temple of Jiffy Pop.

That's a weird-looking car.

The Shrine of the Silver Monkey, Downtown Chicago Chapter

Erectagon is still working on his camouflaging techniques.

Where were going you dont need roads

Random Woman: "Excuse me, Silver Surfer, you left something. And. . I think I'm falling in love with you."

Not pictured: Funny Picture

The Terminator T-1000's choice to shape itself into a penis sent one clear message for John Connor - Prepare to be fucked.

Wheres the subway... Oh

This MUST be the entrance to the Sperm Bank in Japan.

Why is it no one from the future comes back in time to warn us not to do this shit?

I'M GONNA EAT YOU! NOM NOM NOM!

IF YOU BUILD IT... THEY WILL LAUGH

There's a fountain in the tip that goes off every half hour.

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL

Sick of playing for fun, the monopoly boot decided it was time to own some real property.

Does it... Does it eat cars or something?

Coming Soon: Indiana Jones and the Quest for Mother Earth's Clitoris.

before you cross thru the portal of doom you must answer 3 questions. what is your name? what is your quest? what is this large weird silver thingy behind me?

M-M-M-M-My Scu-Ro-Tum.

Doctor Penis!!! Your LAIR IS COMPLETE!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHA

Austin Powers: Silvermember.

Grace Jones' clitoris