Craptions Classics October 16, 2008

That's why you should call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours.

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"Just wait for the signal!" "What signal?" "Oh, you'll know."

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OK, you win. I can't do better than write my name in the snow with mine.

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And that is how I lost my virginity.

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It's all fun and games until someone's penis fucking explodes.

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Super Herpes - expect a burning sensation...

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Zeus called, he wants his dick back.

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And this, ladies and gentlement, is the fabled Joe the Plumber.

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And I'm spent!!

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"Doctor, I think I have an STD." "Does it burn when you pee?" "Pshhh. I wish."

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Everyone quickly discovered why Randy called his dick "The Widdow Maker".

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When Chuck Norris ejaculates, HE FUCKING EJACULATES.

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