Other Craptions

There once was a man named Brock Who swallowed Flint and Lock He ran really fast After burning his ass And Sparks shot out of his Cock

"Just wait for the signal!" "What signal?" "Oh, you'll know."

OK, you win. I can't do better than write my name in the snow with mine.

Inspector Gadget's lesser known accessories

And that is how I lost my virginity.

It's all fun and games until someone's penis fucking explodes.

Super Herpes - expect a burning sensation...

Zeus called, he wants his dick back.

And this, ladies and gentlement, is the fabled Joe the Plumber.

Deadliest Catch Season 2: The Goddamn Sun

And I'm spent!!

"Doctor, I think I have an STD." "Does it burn when you pee?" "Pshhh. I wish."

Everyone quickly discovered why Randy called his dick "The Widdow Maker".

When Chuck Norris ejaculates, HE FUCKING EJACULATES.

(While interviewing for a porno):"Do you have any talents?" "Well...there is this one thing"

Don't whiz on the electric fence!!

McCain tries desperately to equal Obama's "ultimate dick move."

The, er, Large Hard-On Collider?

That's what she said.

Recent historical findings reveal that the poem "The Star Spangled Banner" was about a totally different thing.

Somewhere Mike's mother is saying "I told you not to play with it so much."

While pretending his arc welder was a penis, Frank accidentally killed 13 people.

If he'd done this, Obama would DEFINITELY have won the last debate.

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation while Urinating.

Sorry I remained a virgin for 67 years

"I can't see a thing" "Yeah, me either" "Don't worry guys, I got it covered" ::zip::

SHAZZZZAAAM!!!!

Michael Bay presents THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA!

This is what happens when men find THEIR g-spot.

Rock Band 3: Great White Edition

In a way, playing with fireworks is like sex. It will seem great at first, but end very quickly. If you are not careful, you'll lose an eye. If you have a friend with you, he will usually film it. It will end up on the web.

"If an erection lasts for more then four hours, OR EXPLODES, please contact a physician immediately."

The Sonic Manipulator would always remain the Pyro Manipulator's pathetic younger brother.

When Bukake films go to far

Say hello to my little friend!

Tinkerbell was much more frightening in real life.

The last thing a meth cooker sees.

Ron Jeremy's new "movie" is being directed by Spike Lee.

Thorgasm.

She told me she was a virgin, but I'm starting to doubt that ever since it started burning.

Expecto Patro...oh shit.

While impressive, Bob's superpower made sure he never got laid.

Dear Penthouse...

The powers are getting a little out of hand on Heroes. Don't cha think?

Dammit! I've been masturbating incorrectly my whole life! this is amazing!!

Jean Grey's boyfriend hated when she changed into the Phoenix before he pulled out.

Harry Potter and the Magic Penis

I don't know what's going on here, but I'm incredibly turned on by it.

Excuse me, Egon. I thought you said crossing the streams was bad.