Other Craptions

"Cunninglus Hero" is now available in an arcade near you!

20 minutes after pot is legalized.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I TAKE THE BLUE PILL?!

Now you can sample before making withdrawls at the Sperm Bank too.

In Obama's America, you don't vote in the booths -- your opinions are sucked out of you.

Stephen Hawking's home gym

Microsoft announces the new XBong360!

The Christopher Reeve experience.

OH! It's supposed to go on your mouth! No wonder they kicked me out...

If this doesn't whiten my teeth and make me better at oral sex, i don't know what will.

Now Chris would NEVER have to leave his World of Warcraft game.

In California, they have Oral Sex Training Booths right there in the mall!

Does Cracked have a hidden camera in my office?

New from Apple, iDentist.

It's getting so bad nowadays you can't even take a crap without passing a breathalizer first

In 4 years, there will be no stock market. Only the Soul Exchange.

...and that's how I lost my right testicle.

McDonald's, circa 2010

They are getting really lazy with Bond villains.

Smell the fart, taste the fart, BE the fart...

New toilet technology guarantees that he who dealt it will surely be he who smelt it.

Taste-o-vision was a great idea, until someone decided to watch the playboy channel.

Captain Pike??

Jim's shower told him that if he ever wanted hot water again, the shower was going to get something in return..

Harry Potter and the Bathroom of Terror

It's 3:36pm. Do you know where your craption is? At the bottom with 1 vote :)

You can spend $1000 on this treatment to whiten your teeth once every six months. Or you can... you know... brush...

Harmonica Hero!

I kissed a sink, and I liked it. The taste of her cherry mouthwash.

Although it ran counter to conventional wisdom, Herb actually preferred to shit where he ate.

USB 3.0

seriously? ...what the fuck?

I just looked so silly with those strips on my teeth at home. Thanks Mall-White!

Oh!! So now i can take a crap while whitening my teeth?! YAY!

DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS CRAPTION!

Sir. Sir! You're using the bidet all wrong! Sir!!!

Doesn't matter what it is, Steve is first in line to try this bitch out.

If you whiten your teeth at the mall... you might be a redneck.

I had a different idea of future cybersex

In my defense, if you weren't supposed to stick your dick in it, then it shouldn't reach.

detox sucks...

You can't make getting a root canal a compulsive purchase.

In tough economic times, we'll have to recycle our meals too.

Normally, most customers of the Vomitron are anorexic teenage girls.

Not pictured: the vaccuum tube attached to his ass that takes away the waste in a fast, efficient manner. Two-minute meals!

Every once in a while Tom Cruise needs to go to his happy place to recharge.

Disney's new Fluo-ride

"Hey guys I don't look like a complete douche do I? ...Guys??"

"And then this is the one we put in ur rectum... Or was it that one... Hmmm... Let me get a Manager."