Other Craptions

Honey, you might want to let this guy pass us..

Don't ever "pimp your ride" in China.

I've had it with these motherfuckin' dragons on this motherfuckin' truck.

Yeah, but how the hell do you cook it?

Dragonfly, yes. But I've never seen a dragon drive.

My other car is a unicorn.

Pictured: A great reason to check your blindspot.

It was an *awesome* hunting trip.

Usually, Steve has a firm 'no hitchhikers' policy. But when you see a Goddamn DRAGON thumbing a ride, you gotta bend those rules.

Eventually, even the chinese caught on and joined in the gay pride parade.

Thanks to his poor understanding of english, Chang's monster truck was laughed out of the competition.

FALKOR! NOOOOOOO!

Ultimate Pinata: Try and steal candy from the Dragon's mouth as it speeds through rural China on a truck and a bald Asian Man beats you with a giant Chopstick.

That guy's going to shit himself when he waves that stick to his right.

Miyaziki's remake of "Thelma and Louise" raised quite alot of eyebrows.

When China invades it will be hard to stop laughing.

Nothing says "your fucked" like an Asian guy with a wood stick.

This is why I don't buy cars made in China.

The Chinese remake of 'Free Willy'.

They see me rollin'- they be hatin'.

"When driving through Chinatown in any major city, dragons may attach themselves to your vehicle. Simply pry them off with a long stick."

Ain't any dumber than 20" spinners.

That's just his bait. You don't even want to know what he's trying to catch.

I told you a live action version of Dragonball Z was going to suck.

As the money dwindled, Hammer's video bitches got less and less attractive.

This is the guy who deletes your craption if you make mention of all the people scoring well because they posted right at 3:00pm.

We're gonna need a bigger float.

Objects in the mirror are more fucked up than they appear.

Tim: I'm definitely feeling this acid. Are you, Ryan? Ryan: I don't think so but this pencil is huge

Herro preese you rike?

So thats why sushi is so expensive

And you thought "Hey wanna see my dragon?" meant something dirty....

The live-action World of Warcraft movie looks like a stinker

Yep, looks like the dragon really likes your truck. Best to just let him finish and hose off later.

"Excuse me sir, but the monster is on the other side."

"I mean come on, is this a Chopstick, or is this a CHOPSTICK?"

In hindsight, it wasn't a very good getaway car.

For some reason, people just weren't that impressed with the cool stick Dave had found.

"Yeah! Dragons SUCK!" "Ooh." "There's one right behind me, isn't there?"

It's true... In East LA, they'll steal anything that isn't nailed down.

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON LIVED BY THE SEA. PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON WAS AN O.G.

That's the last time I order the "Shanghai Suprise".

The new Chevy Dragon - When you absolutely, positively gotta light up that fucker that cut you off.

Dragons like to ride with their heads out the window, just like dogs. Who would have thought that?

Dragon: "HEY GRANDMA- Share the road or I'll melt your tyres"

Honk if you're horny.

Jose Gonzalez was an almost unknown candidate. He is heavily depending on the LSD vote.

Illegal immigration is getting out of hand.

Not pictured: City in panic