Other Craptions

I don't get it, where do you put your dick?

Tim Burton's Pinnochio

Saw 6?!? Seriously just fucking stop already!

Six million dollars doesn't go as far as it did in 1974, you know.

It's 3:03 and I think my craption is the 500th posted. Time to expect no crack-ups. damn it i had a funny one too.

Super Incredible Crazy Arm-Flailing Pedophile.

thank god we recycle

Inspector Gadget (a film by Stanley Kubrick)

Under John McCain's skin

Michael Jackson's exercise bike.

C-3P0's "Roommate"

All along, THIS was the mastermind behind 9/11

I don't know what it is, but it's on my Christmas list now.

The "brother" Data doesn't talk about.

The director of yesterday's craption

"I'm a real boy!"

Not content to be left behind technologically, Canada develops it's own highly advanced robot... well, highly advanced for THEM.

The sad result of collaboration between Gepetto and Fred Sanford.

The most horrifying sex doll ever created. Watch out for the fan blades.

Eventually, George Lucas would regret recieving Japanese financing for his next Star Wars sequels.

I have never been this creeped out and aroused at the same time.

One mans junk is another mans pathetic lonely hobby.

He's just two steps away from being a Fox News anchor.

Even French Robots surrender without a fight.

Howdy Doody didn't age very well.

LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!!!

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

We should never have outsourced our android-building program to India...

Budget cuts in the MIT robotics department.

Its McCain as a boy, boy has he grown....

Stocks in Stark Industries fell dramatically last week...

And Barak Obama demonstrates his new energy plan.

Who has panelling anymore!?

"Look mom, no internal organs!"

"If this doesn't turn on the neighbor, i give up."

And when Pinnochio became a real boy, he changed his name to Lance Armstrong. And now you know.... the rest of the story.

Pinocchio's gay brother.

"Mr. Magoriums Bad Trip Emporium"

They can rebuild him... only problem is they didn't have much of a budget.

Jerry Lewis relaxes after the last telethon.

WEEEE! I LOVE ANAL SEX! ...that's all he is currently programmed to say...

This is the robot version of the black and white minstrel show

Anakin's first attempt at building C3PO brought less impressive, and less annoying, results.

The Japanese build computers, the Germans build cars, and the Russians build bombs. This is what America comes up with. Go USA.

I don't know art, but I know what I like, and this is just a lame pun about "re-cycling"

OH boy, Bjork's really made a weird video THIS time!

I call him Mike... Stationary Mike...

Obama's energy plan involves a lot of pedaling from this guy.

His name? Art Mieass.