Other Craptions

This is why schools need bullies.

Meh... it's still better than Cats.

You think that's weird? the view from the stage is four people masturbating furiously in a darkened room.

'Waiting for Godot' is a much more interesting play when it ends with the actual arrival of Godot.

Bipartisan politics at work

On second thought, maybe I won't even go to school.

Never ask Michael Jackson to re-enact his wet dreams.

"More like off-off broadway." "How far off?" "Zorgan 5. One of the moons, actually."

Its like The Lion King, only instead of lions they have giant fucking monsters.

Rehersal for the next Godzilla movie, or strange japanese fetish?

Oh Romeo, Romeo, what the fuck art thou Romeo?

H.P. Lovecraft ran strip-clubs before he got into writing. It didn't work out very well...

As per usual, the Japanese completely misunderstand the concept of the school nativity play.

power ranger's have lost it, they used to be so good.

Worst production of The Diary of Anne Frank. Ever.

Where High School Musical jumped the shark.

hehe...penis

ok what happen for the 2 minute's that i went to the loo what the fuck happen!

The play "Cloverfield" was a vast improvement on the movie.

Penis hands and vagina face are pretty lame monsters

Terry Gilliams' interpretation of Jesus Christ Superstar

Please turn off any cellular devices and refrain from using flash photography as it has a tendency to make the monsters go ape-shit. Thank you.

This is not how I remember "The Sound of Music"...

I choose you rapeamon

Amazingly 4 people managed to sit through the whole show!

Wouldn't this be better on ice?

to day there are so many kid's in school they have to add part's to make them fell good!

Not pictured: US producers both condemning and stealing the idea at the same time.

Scientology LIVE!

It was either this or Beverly Hills Chihuahua... sigh.

Is this that controversial deleted power rangers scene I heard about? The one where he gives the monster a hand job while the other ranger is forced to sniff an anthropomorphic vacuums crotch.

this is why i hate school plays.

It was the worst Christmas ever.

Over at spoilers.com, I just read that this winds up with everyone falling in love.

In my opinion, the book version is much better than the play.

what ... what are those? is that an audience? hey hey jim we have an audience

Got monster problems? Call the Ultra-Orkin man. We also eliminate giant mechanical ants!

As American anti-intellectualism increased under President Mccain, all preforming arts degenerated into insanity only previously seen at sci-fi conventions. Shown above: Hamlet

CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE MECHAZOID!

Oh, you freaking suck, eHarmony.com.

How presidential debates in Japan are carried out

Back in my day, we would fight monster with our bare hands, not like kids nowadays with their giant robots.

the strange men are back mummy help me!

"Cloverfield: The Musical" was never quite as good.

I bet this is where the bus from yesterday's craption goes.

Republicans are represented in red, Democrats as monsters.

Good to see MST3K back on the air!

i have lost the plot!

Scientology: The Musical