Craptions Classics October 12, 2008

Japanese presidential debates are so much better than the ones we have in America.

technobot

Other Craptions

This is why schools need bullies.

beatcamel

Meh... it's still better than Cats.

Thomas Calnan

You think that's weird? the view from the stage is four people masturbating furiously in a darkened room.

franklymydear

'Waiting for Godot' is a much more interesting play when it ends with the actual arrival of Godot.

Thomas Calnan

Bipartisan politics at work

Gillespie

On second thought, maybe I won't even go to school.

russoni

Never ask Michael Jackson to re-enact his wet dreams.

DrTom

"More like off-off broadway." "How far off?" "Zorgan 5. One of the moons, actually."

Roclawzi

Its like The Lion King, only instead of lions they have giant fucking monsters.

TheGuy185

Rehersal for the next Godzilla movie, or strange japanese fetish?

TheGuy185

Oh Romeo, Romeo, what the fuck art thou Romeo?

Thomas Calnan

H.P. Lovecraft ran strip-clubs before he got into writing. It didn't work out very well...

GoreTaco

As per usual, the Japanese completely misunderstand the concept of the school nativity play.

Pootah

power ranger's have lost it, they used to be so good.

shadowxxrobot
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