Other Craptions

I'd hate to see that Transformer.

"Next stop... HELL... then mainstreet. Then I take lunch... But then back to HELL."

If you can read this...you're probably going to crash

"Describe the vehicle the assailant was driving", "well...."

"The Black-Magick School Bus" is borught to you by PBSchannel 666 and sponsored by viewers like you...

In his defense, the word "Subtle" doesn't appear in the Bible.

Baptists On Board

Rejected Pope-mobile ideas

My other car is driven by Jesus.

I always see this guy parked at the porno shop.

Pope my Ride

well the araival of the anti-christ was not as conspicuous as we all thought...

What, no bumper sticker?

Wow. This is the first craption i've ever seen that i CAN'T masturbate to. Not that it'll stop me from trying.

Oh, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not gonna like this...

How could anyone think our public schools have a bias against religion?

Who has time to look up that quote in the bible while driving?

The insane talk express.

John McCain • Marilyn Manson in 2012

Warning: religious fanaticism causes massive blind spots.

The Devil's proudest, most fiendish accomplishment? Changing the holy sabbath day to Sunday. Mwah ha ha ha ha.

The Devil and Pope: Worst cop show EVER!

McCain's other ride is Sarah Palin.

Miley Cyrus is remaking her image and this is her new tour bus.

"What can I say? I really didn't like sunday school!"

"Hi, I'm your driver, Leonidas. We're gonna have a great time today on our trip to Luray Caverns but first we're gonna stop off at Denny's and DINE IN HELL!!!"

Small print says that the pope has homosexual tendencies. I never knew. Thank you, Infomobile!

This is what white people think taking the bus is like

Little Miss Sunshine Part Deux.

Failed papacy candidates are such sore losers.

"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off to the earth and her flesh has been torn asunder by sin. Her arms and legs have turned to pillars of salt for her discraceful ways and she will soon know the torment of eternal damnation.

If you can read this...you're probably going to hell.

Jerry Garcias bus in HELL!

And after that Jim never had a problem with tailgaters again.

Next stop: the next Mccain rally.

Religion: The perfect alibi to hide you are just bat shit crazy

I dare you to stick a Darwin Fish on his bumper!

"The Devil and Pope"s tour bus, advertising their three hit singles, "Are in Changing Day To," "Trouble with The Holy Sunday," and of course, "God for Sabbath"

God prefers Saturdays. More sex on those days.

There's nothing complex about religion.

There is very little in the bible about Jesus Christ's rebellious teenage years, during which time he played in a heavy-metal band.

I accidentally a whole bible. Is this bad?

Fuck!! I told you to hide the magic markers from Damien.

Goddammit,Pa! get the shotgun, the Jehovah's Witnesses-mobile is after us again.

The Devil went down to Georgia...in style

Unfortunately for John McCain, recent polls show voters preferred the 'Straight Talk Express' campaign bus before Palin joined the ticket.

McCain's plan to gain the popular Christian vote was very controversial.

If you can read this insane religious babbling, it means someone stole their yacht and trailer.

Next week, on Religious Extremist Garage...