Other Craptions

Obama prepares to share his economic policy with Joe Sixpack...

Never before in the history of mankind has the "Your shoe's untied" trick worked so fiendishly well.

Who wants to get fucked by the 90's?

prison rape is a big festival in some places

Why you should never let the Baha Men direct a Cingular Wireless Commercial...

Lacking proper healthcare coverage, many male citizens are forced to get their prostate exams on the street.

Seeing a street performance: free Enjoying a day in the park: free Getting butt raped by a man in zebra print spandex: priceless

Cirque du So Lame

What Sarah Palin can see from her house.

Roots II: Kunta Kinte's revenge.

It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.

It's a good thing that those five people ducked in time...

"There's still some room for... Aggressive expansion... But we only have room for one of you, so we're gonna have... tryouts..."

Prison leapfrog...........the most dangerous game in the world.

While his partner distracted them with acrobatics, Dwayne slid up behind them for the "suprise"

Gymnasstics.

Wow those hypnotists are really getting good, the guy in the back was............ frozen in mid air?

The ghetto pimp's version of "The Price is Right."

...and that's how I lost my right testicle.

Pictured: American taxpayers preparing to accept the $700 billion bailout.

Only in ( insert country here ) !

It's sad how far MC Hammer has fallen in his later years.

Gay Pride parades are just getting weird.

I think he got a bum deal in the end.

Africans impress upon Americans that it is the fattest country in the world by not only proving that they cannot touch their toes but also by flipping over 5 of them and taking a bite out of their love handles.

This is the DUI test in Zimbabwe.

Okay, well screw the Sonic Manipulator - I'm giving my change to these guys!!

So a family of five walks into an agents office and said, "we have an act for you..."

Ladies and gentleman: I give you Human Tetris!

Milli Vanilli really struggled for work after they lost their record contract... at least they got to keep their costumes

TechnoViking's distant cousin....

And sales of neon green tiger stripe spandex pants skyrocketed.

That dude behind the bench is all "Heh heh ima make this a Craption."

Jamaican LHC...Large Human Collider. I don't know what we'd do without another LHC joke.

8 minutes after 3 and buried in the ones already!

Brown Eye of the Tiger.

McCain's Mavericks!

things you can do with an English major

Zimbabwe's Got Talent.

Black people are fuckin' nuts

Street theater interpretation of the American investor.

The not so quite successful counterpart porno to Nailin Palin...

I'm not sure exactly what these two guys do for a living, but apparently they have casual Fridays as well!

John went back in time in an attempt to stop his failed attempt to jump five people and was horrified to find out that he was too late.

Contestants in the Annual Bahamian Human Xylophone Contest.

aim and fart!

"I know I need a prostate exam...but I'm not sure this guy is a doctor."

Sidewalk chalk drawings have gotten very realistic.

...and scientists never messed with zebras and acrobats again.