Other Craptions

The Power Rangers excluded the Silver Power Ranger when they found his "power" was just dancing to Daft Punk.

The Day the Earth Still Still 2: Electric Boogaloo

Inside the box: A frightened and contorted speedy blue hedgehog.

Take me to your DJ.

I don't care what they say. Tron 2 is gonna be awesome!

Pictured: The only survivor of the LHC incident of 2008

Binary Solo! 0000001 00000011 00000111 00001111

It is so nice to see the Russian space program has finally reached it's full potential.

Panhandling in the year 2170

All your bass is belong to us!

"X43 to base... operation 'get laid' is about to commence at a location called 'Martini Bar.' Wish me luck! Over."

" Hey , loser ! "......did your sonic manipulator hear that ?

The next Batman villain....as directed by Uwe Boll

What a dumbass! He totally misspelled "Chronic Masturbator" on that sign.

2009: Hey, you voted Obama, you had it coming

Boldly douching it up where no man has douched before.

With an outfit like that, sound is not the only thing he'll be manipulating by himself.

That piece of paper in front of the speaker? His college diploma...

Where will you be when sonic diarrhea strikes?

Houston, we have a problem...I'm out of D batteries.

34 rolls of tin foil: $150 DJ box on wheels: $120 Other miscellaneous machine parts: $235 Never realizing that you are a member of planet earth: Priceless

I thought it said "Martian Bar"!

Video killed the radio star.............!

Greetings Earthlings, you are now under ..hey thanks for the change... Mmhmm .. Under my control! The sound you hear.. Uh, thank you ery much... The sound you hear.. oh, a dime. So generous...

Larry resented the notion that Scientologists don't produce great art.

Stop that bastard before he uses his sonic manipulator to shatter the bottles at the Martini Bar!

[insert comment about LHC destroying world]

This along with MTV videos are also obsolete.....

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW SONIC MANIPULATOR....

Laugh while you can, but he's the only guy not getting testicular cancer from cell phones.

Hello, Major Tom? Look, there's no loitering around here....

Must like Oboma cause he is askin for change...

Audience Member 1 - Oh my God, I feel like I'm being manipulated somehow. Audience Member 2 - In what way? Audience Member 1 - It's hard to pin down, but if I had to say it in one word, that word would have to be sonically.

You know how I know you're gay?

Hey, there's the asshole that stole my sonic manipulator!

We all knew how Michael Jackson's kids were gonna turn out.

What will those Intel guys come up with next?

You can't scare us, our economy is sound.

This dude will fucking kill you if you post one more LHC-related craption. For real.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control...

This is sooo staged, he is CLEARLY not on the moon....FAKE

Sonic manipulation is just the beginning. Soon they'll be colliding particles, opening up little black holes... What? The Large Hadron what? Holy shit. I hate it when my dreams come true.

Fuck you, they were on sale

"Klaatu barada nikto" Now get the fuck off my planet!

The aliens were stunned to find out that the earthlings were immune to their bad rap attack, thanks in part to the vanilla ice vaccine.

Why can't I find a guy like this on eHarmony?

Instead of attending Yale, Dennis decided he had a much wiser investment opportunity for his parents college fund.

fuck this guy, lets head over to that Martini Bar

One small step for man one giant leap for mankind.