Craptions Classics October 09, 2008

You know, we are going to have to take the word 'borderline' out of your diagnosis.

hey_mavis

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The Power Rangers excluded the Silver Power Ranger when they found his "power" was just dancing to Daft Punk.

AdamPS

The Day the Earth Still Still 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ironlightsaber

Inside the box: A frightened and contorted speedy blue hedgehog.

gm_zero

Take me to your DJ.

Tcannon

I don't care what they say. Tron 2 is gonna be awesome!

DesertEagle

Pictured: The only survivor of the LHC incident of 2008

TheGuy185

Binary Solo! 0000001 00000011 00000111 00001111

Nimzomitch

It is so nice to see the Russian space program has finally reached it's full potential.

COITUS

Panhandling in the year 2170

Thomas Calnan

All your bass is belong to us!

ofursnati

"X43 to base... operation 'get laid' is about to commence at a location called 'Martini Bar.' Wish me luck! Over."

CavalierX

" Hey , loser ! "......did your sonic manipulator hear that ?

Gillespie

The next Batman villain....as directed by Uwe Boll

Gillespie

What a dumbass! He totally misspelled "Chronic Masturbator" on that sign.

lizzurdking
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