Other Craptions

To us he was just bug, to the flies...he was Jesus

Worst flag ever.

The surrealist wing of Al Qaeda strikes again

This time, the Orkin Man meant fucking business.

Buzz Kill....

Having failed in his mission to destroy America, the Japanese housefly took the honourable way out

It's how he would have wanted to go

Waiter, There's a fly in my view...

..If your erection lasts for more than four hours, or impales a fly, contact your doctor...

it's a lot cooler when hancock does this to a suburban...

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) ( would put a giant fly on a spike (but not a real spike that's cruel)

See and I thought "poking the fly" was a new euphemism for masturbation.

"Don't impale me bro"

Nailed it!!!

The church steeple looked on, jealous. Where was ITS giant bug, huh?

He only had a lifespan of a day anyway, but the townspeople were sick of waiting.

The New Facebook featuring SuperPoke!

Fuck Barrack Obama!!

I have no fucking idea, but I'll bet a hundred bucks Will Smith is in it.

The scariest thing is, prior to this photo, some guy down at city hall looked at the plans for this and said, "Yeah, Ok. That's cool."

Jazz hands!!!

Hancock can do down. He loves doing down...

Dude, your fly is down.

How "The Lion King" would have ended if instead of lions the cast would have been giant space bugs...and instead of Scar getting eaten by hyenas, he got impaled on the Space Needle, and instead of being turned into musical it WAS A LASER LIGHT SHOW!!

When they called him the Needle-Dick Bug Fucker, no one knew how awesome that could be.

Roaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but they're not so good with the nuclear spike through the fucking back.

Ok...you're gonna feel a little prick.

Scientology finally gets a new cathedral.

No one really knew how the new Disney attraction worked, and frankly, no one wanted to find out.

This is why you don't drink and fly.

Statue To The American Taxpayer

Well, it was either buy this giant statue, or feed a bunch of hobos. I think we've made the choice that was best for everyone.

"Who's got the coolest steeple now? Huh, Church? Who?"

Help meeeeeeeeee!

That's original, most people just put out a "Vote McCain" sign.

"Your move, mechanical ants on a Mercedes..." -Orkin Man

Wait...I wanna see if it's butt lights up.

Seattle's less well known attraction, the Space Beetle.

The Director's Cut ending to Kafka's Metamorphosis.

Daniel: Wouldn't a giant fly swatter be easier? Miyagi: Man who stab fucking huge fly with giant fricking needle accomplish anything. Daniel: Ever catch one? Miyagi: Not yet. Daniel: BOOYA!!!

"you've got as much chance of borrowing my car as I have of seeing a giant bug impaled on a...here's the keys"

What a tragedy, he was only 23.5 hours into his 24 hour life cycle

"I could have sworn we mounted Jeff Goldblum up there... What the hell happened to him??"

You should see the can of raid

These building in Dubai are starting to get a little silly.

DAMN YOU CIALIS!

I think that fly...oh what's the point. There's no point submitting after the first 5 minutes.

This one time, at Insect Impaling Camp...

Even God is saying, "What the fuck just happened?"