Other Craptions

"Daddy, I want the weight lifting one!!" "Son... you're killin' me here..."

The Japanese never got the hang of the Nativity Story.

"Get some action" figures

GI Hoe.

Something something, AQUA MAN something something EVER

Church has gotten a lot more fun with the keys to the pastor's back room.

This is the closest i've been to having sex for months

Aquaman was pushing buttons on the Hadron Collider when he wondered where he would be when diarrhea struck while Micheal Jackson was masterbating to a Micheal Bay film.

After his success with Pinochio, Gipetto may have been pushing his luck with his newest wish...

Just off screen: A tiny Maximus shouting, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

Clean Up Isle 9......

The beyond section at bed Bath and Beyond.

Disposable sex toys, f*** it and chuck it!!!!

"Do I have any hobbies? No---well, there is one thing..."

And that's were baby toys come from.

Toy Story IV: WOODY'S HOME!!!

After getting %100 positive feedbback from their market group, Santa's Elves prepare to release this seasons hottest toys Guido Joe, and Tit-Fuck Barbie...Though their test audience consisted of Ron Jeremy.

Pornemon. Gotta spank to them all.

Santa has a cruel sense of humor. This picture comes from the workshop room entitled "For Children with Negative Body Images"

"And, as you can see, my collection is in mint condition as advertised. Except for that brunette one on the corner. That's the one I masturbate with. You're gonna want to wash that one."

The basement of the cracked.com building

"OK kid, you knocked down three bottles, you can have the naked whore, thong man, or the tranny. You pick."

The Proctology Museum's ' Whoops, I don't know how that got up there ' room

In the Larry Flynt produced version of "Toy Story", Woody had a very different meaning.

This is why I spend the night at HER place.

Roman Polanski's house.

Hmm... so, a $500 hooker or 500 $1 action figure hookers? That is the question

The early Replicants were WAY easier to spot.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT!

Turn the lights back off! TURN THE LIGHTS BACK OFF!

Again Cracked is going into my nightmares.....How do you do it cracked, how do you do it....

The Itty-Bitty Titty Committee.

How bout a little Bobble Head>>>>?

how the Chinese compensate for the "one child" rule

Something about Aquaman. And the Hadron Collidor.

Kids these days have such better toys.

The cargo from yesterday's picture escaped unscathed.

OCD is a problem even for porn nerds.

Stretch Armstrong suddenly REALLY wishes he was still single...

Finally a girl worthy of dating papa smurf.

Larry Flints new line of PEZ dispensers

...and that's how I lost my right testicle.

just another corner shop in holland

The grand opening of "Jim's House of Erotic Cake Toppers" didn't go quite as well as was hoped.

"Honey, we've been together for a while now, and I want to show you something." "I've already seen your anal plug collection." "WHAT!? Those are my collectible figures I am selling on EBay!" "...Oh...Umm...You MIGHT want to wash them off."

Toys'R'Us isn't quite the same in Japan.

the Oscars' latest attempt to claw out of the ratings basement

Hi, and welcome to The Dahmer Shop.

"Some assembly required. Stripper pole not included. Not responsible for stains on clothing or pulled groin muscles."