Other Craptions

NEVER piss off aquaman. EVER.

Billy never would have guessed the electromagnet in his foot to be so strong.

This time around, God was just playing with Noah.

They see me floating. They hating.

NEVER post about yesterday's craption. EVER.

This is what Sara Palin can see from her house.

The Deadliest Catch: Land

Poor puppy's about to be dropkicked.

Good luck explaining this away without mentioning the alcohol, Captain.

Chuck Norris, about to kick that ship back into the ocean where it belongs.

There was the "Little Engine that Could" Then there was the "Little Boat that said 'Fuck it'"

Armageddon: change you can believe in.

On the brightside, captain, this may end up as a ' craption '

The captain was busy texting his friends.

Not Seen Here: The huge whale penis trying to under-fuck the boat.

"Free food on the port side!!" "Last one there's a rotten egg!"

And finally, as a last stab at winning the voters favor, McCain attempts to stun the country with his latest and greatest idea to save the economy: Cargo boats have the potential to make the trucking industry obsolete.

Oh no!!!! What will the people shopping at Walmart do with out this crap from China!!!!

A friendly game of Red Rover turned into a nightmare when one of the teams took an insurmountable lead.

Welcome to the obesity support group cruise

JENGA!

This will be remembered as the day where we almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

And you thought the asians were bad at driving cars........

Failboat now docking.

We're gonna need a bigger shark.

DO. NOT. REMOVE. THE. LADDER!

Some countries are just more fun to do drugs in.

While everyone else was distracted by the boat he knocked over with his superbreath, Krypto "pwned" everyone at "leg limbo".

everytime a hadron collider craption wins i kill a puppy

Look at all the Seamen leaking out...

"Alright Sarge, we have finished the tanker and are ready to send it into enemy territory. . . They are gonna be freaked the fuck out!"

Somewhere, someone is masterbating to this...

This is what happens when the lighthouse guy says, "fuck it, I'll change the bulb tomorrow."

TomTom , Look for the closest gas station.

The freighter that was carrying the media bias for this year's election coverage.

Make Oprah get off the boat!!

Scene from Waterworld II: Less Water, More World!

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

Tidal tables: More important that you might think.

"LIKE A GLOVE!"

Dry-Tanic???

Radar says all clear captain....

This week on Deadliest Catch......Captain Sig falls off the Wagon

Come on, Hazelwood, this isn't funny any more.

And thats kinda how vikings invented soccer

SS McCain runs aground of the facts...again.

Water?!?! We don't need no stinkin' water!!!

"Do you finally understand why you can't touch the equipment, son?" "Yes, dad..." "Ok, now let's get some ice cream."

Tip the boat... Kill your dog. That's how I roll.