Craptions Classics October 05, 2008

Never piss off Aquaman.

TychPsych

Other Craptions

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FLOAT!!!

Drroxxette

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

DrTom

In Soviet Russia, Shark Jumps you!

AbdulHazzrad

when they said he was sleeping with fishes i just assumed he was dead....

redman

Steven laughed at the fortune tellers prediction that he would die in a clusterfuck of flying sharks. Well who's laughing NOW!?

Dick_Johnson

"Well, at least those fucking mosquitos are gone."

Linux fan

Next on "I Shouldn't be Alive"

TychPsych

He knew that by wearing the meat costume he would one day find the shark that raped his mother.

TychPsych

OH FUCK!!! AIR SHARKS!!!!, if anyone needs me ill be crying in the corner

gmayo

Karma had a strange way of repaying Bruce for his love of sushi.

GeeGee

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes

redman

Something was lost in translation when bullfighting was taught to South Africans

redman

The results of global warming... Happy now, people!?!?!

Thomas Calnan
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