Other Craptions

Cirque du Filet!

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER FLOAT!!!

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

In Soviet Russia, Shark Jumps you!

when they said he was sleeping with fishes i just assumed he was dead....

Steven laughed at the fortune tellers prediction that he would die in a clusterfuck of flying sharks. Well who's laughing NOW!?

"Well, at least those fucking mosquitos are gone."

Next on "I Shouldn't be Alive"

He knew that by wearing the meat costume he would one day find the shark that raped his mother.

OH FUCK!!! AIR SHARKS!!!!, if anyone needs me ill be crying in the corner

Karma had a strange way of repaying Bruce for his love of sushi.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes

Something was lost in translation when bullfighting was taught to South Africans

The results of global warming... Happy now, people!?!?!

"Every year thousands of sharks are needlessly slaughtered for gay pride parades across the world. A donation of just $5 a month can help put an end to this mindless cruelty..."

Nice costume chum.

HELP !! These are not floats people!

October 5th, 2008 - The day sharks took to the air.

Jackie Chan pulling off his newest stunt. All by himself. Again.

"I'm gonna dance tonight, Raul... I don't care if there's a swarm of air breathing tiger sharks devouring me..." --------15 minutes later--------- "Jesus Christ, I had to say it...."

Ironic death at the Steve Irwin festival... (Too soon??)

Suddenly, Barack Obama realized he was working too hard to reach the narrow gay, republican, Mardi Gras costumer's vote.

This is why you shouldn't use bait as a moisturizer.

In the future, Mutant Air Sharks will terrorize Mutant Butterfly-men.

You don't just get away with insulting Jacques Cousteau...

Holy shit! He's j-walking

Enough is enough! I've had it with these muthafuckin sharks on the muthafuckin costume!

At last years street party, Craig got a bad case of the crabs... This year managed to be much worse...

And here we have Bjork and a rather subdued costume

"Chum" by Calvin Klein can be deadly if applied liberally.

Dicovery channels shark week...At Carnival!!!

When they outlaw sharks, only outlaws will have sharks.

You might say he's wearing a 'shark suit' eyeyey

...and yet he keeps dancing!

By the time we realised that dolphins were'nt the intelligent ones, it was already too late...

They had enough of the surf, it was time for the turf.

and thats why im not allowed at sea world

Ooooooooooooooooooh.............Barracuda

That's why shark fin soup is so expensive...someone had to die a horrible, public death to get it.

Tonight at 9: When flying sharks attack

Sharks, like bulls, are attracted to red. And to marching dumbasses.

above: Cracked celebrating their thousandth craption...

That's a bad hat, Harry.

David Blaine had clearly run out of ideas...

Parades tend to be a tad more hazardous in Atlantis than here on the surface.

No, i do not have anymore shark treats. Now go away!!

and here we witness one of the most beautiful and important lessons a young shark will learn in his life, that being; after eating chinese your gonna be hungry in an hour again

She knew it was that time of the month but she thought she would be safe on land.

Off camera: Rosie O'Donnell just cannonballed into the sea....