Old Man Jenkins was too poor to afford a real oven. It would be a long, slow suicide.
Mr.Tumnus was quite suprised when he saw his face in the front page.
After a long hard day of covering his cottage with newspaper siding, Marvin relaxes while reading his daily aluminum.
For the LAST GODDAMNED TIME!!! WHO IS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?!
This was the best part of Ted's day. Just sitting out on his lawnchair in the snow, tanning sheet in hand, being a crazy bum.
When a Boeing 747 crash landed at the North Pole, Santa thought it best for everyone if he sat down and ate the whole thing.