The trap is set... everyone silently waits for Charlie Sheen to appear...
Comic book conventions make it a big deal when a girl shows up
Best. Piñata. Ever.
"Higher!" she exclaimed, "I want to see how proud my parents are!"
What a coincidence, I too am well hung
Nah, I wouldn't date her. I'm not into swingers.
And then Cinderella asked, "At midnight my gown turns into a what?"
Strangely enough, she went home pregnant.
That sound you hear is the sound of young boys' testicles dropping in a 5-block radius
I think I'd like to join the 3 meter high club today
Belgium hasn't quite nailed down what pinatas are really about.
If it brings down the crime rate, I'm certainly in favor of Public Extreme Wedgie-ing.
The Slingshot to Heaven succeeds because it fails. It couldn't throw you into the clouds as advertised, but you'd die nonetheless from the fall.
Everyone felt dirty when the paramedics finally showed up...
"We can see your strings, Wonder Woman!!"