Craptions Classics April 23, 2010

"Well on the bright side, I don't think she was a witch."

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

"Great practice, guys. Now let's go hit that volcano."

Kelly Robinson

Great. First an asteroid destroys my hamburgers, and now my socks are wet. Fucking great.

Kamikaze Phoenix

"let's have a barbecue," you said... "it'll be fine, promise," you said... "everyone uses rocket fuel for these things," you said...

theschweitz

Worst car wash ever

Pharmon

This is the worst team-building exercise ever. Can't we just go to Dave & Buster's like a normal company?

Barca

Fire, water, earth and immigrant labor - the four essential elements necessary for life.

RodneyHardman

Pedro didn't actually understand what he was being paid to do. He was just happy to find work.

Fkelleghan

"could you imagine how dangerous this would be if we werent wearing hard hats"

jaylees

"Oh wow - a hose! We'll just keep using buckets though - for giggles..."

Thomas Calnan

The Village People rigorously auditioned hundreds of guys before they found the perfect construction worker.

Kelly Robinson

God damn X-box 360 always blows up!

bleedmaster

They aren't so much firefighting as they are firescuffling.

mess

You know the new chef's going to be a problem when his staff includes a team of fire-fighters.

Dustbin

It was an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. You know, cause they didn't have a crackerjack fire department like we do.

Thomas Calnan
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