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This week's Craption brought to you by Hank Hill of Strickland Propane and Propane Accessories
Kamikaze Phoenix
Why did it have to be trapezoids? I hate trapezoids! BURN IN HELL YOU GEOMETRIC BASTARD!!!
Freudian_Slip
There, that's the last of the tire slashing bandits... now we just have to fix our bikes.
Roclawzi
The Cracked IT department continues to have problems with the server overheating when the new Craption picture comes up.
Joey_09876
It's finally happened. I told Speedy gonzalez he had to slow down at some point, but he just kept going faster...
darknesss
...and on that day, Prometheus gave the gift of fire to the BMXers- the sport was never the same
tubbyninja
"Garden hose, $12. 3 foot pipe and lighter, $25. Gas tank, $30. A group with the collective IQ of a glass of water willing to give it a go, priceless."
Salisbury_Brian
Though it was a six hour bike ride, it was well worth seeing David's "Satan Stick".
Kamikaze Phoenix
I asked you to "blow up" my bike tire, not "blow it up". I meant "inflate", you see? But this is cool too....
Kamikaze Phoenix
Trying to kill the baby dragon with a flamethrower turned out to be a REALLY bad idea...
Joey_09876
"Someone should tell those bikers their chicken's done......I'm not doing it, Chuck, you do it!"
Joey_09876
I was the first one to submit a craption, and I was 30 minutes late! Nice work, Cracked!
Kamikaze Phoenix
He was trying to get some street cred, but he was too dumb to know that he couldn't smoke the crack on the ground.
massimagrayshun
Filming of the new Mad Max film is put on hold after Mel Gibson's urine sample bursts into flames
Kamikaze Phoenix
He tried to fumigate the roach, but it had a lighter. When the tank ignited, everyone in the picture was horribly injured.
metsfan
Brian was puzzled. It was not cold outside nor was it dark, yet chang continued to light is fire. The crowd looked on, the crowd looked on...
kenshin4542
As we take a closer look, the Redneck is a fascinating creature as we can see here by it's unique mating ritual.
Julius_Goat
Yes, the teflon marshmallow is great. Until it is time to roast that motherfucker.
spud
Honestly, when the teachers aren't watching, those little fuckers at Hogwarts can be quite cruel to innocent Muggles...
dpollok
Fortunately, the rest of his belongings were spared. Unfortunately, all he had left was that homemade flame-thrower.
fflinstone
Those who couldn't attend Burning Man this year had to settle for the next best alternative: Burning Turd.
Julius_Goat
The Sarah Palin book is very addictive, and sometimes requires an extreme intervention.
Julius_Goat
The burning bush was an oddity being interviewed by public access cable freaks when it was first discovered. Of course, within a month, it was on Oprah.
Julius_Goat
To prevent Gremlin attacks, you can follow all the rules regarding Magwai . . . or you can just go the easy route and roast Gizmo.
codespyder
After the 22nd wasted balloon, and the tears of many children, Bob was frustrated. Something was wrong with the helium pump, but what?
ripcurlsurfer44
Deep within a remote desert, researchers have located the cause of global warming.
G.Murdoc
Wow, that's just retarded. Not the explosion, that's awesome. I'm talking about that guy's blood-red hair.
virusrt
Five minutes later, General FireHead had recieved a treaty from Th United Ant Army, admitting defeat and begging mercy.
Chrysoprase
Misunderstanding the overheard conversation, the hillbillies tried to get in on this DVD burning thing.
Julius_Goat
Only losers burn Harry Potter books, but it takes a real dumb-ass to think they're making a point by loading them all onto a Kindle and then torching it.
Spider
He seems so determined, I don't have the heart to tell him that you can't burn down the desert.
dpollok
I really don't think you all need to worry about burning those draft cards. They have drug testing now.
dpollok
The flamethrower wasn't too impressive. Luckily, seeing Annie Lennox topless was worth the price of admission.
Roflolmao
Spider on the ground:Ahhh, life is good. Ate my husband this morning, had a brisk 20 minute crawl, caught a few flies in my web...AND HOLY SHIT I'VE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSED! HELP ME SPIDER GOD! HELP ME!
GerryMcG
What am I doing this weekend? I'm riding my BMX bike into the desert to stand around in semi circle and watch douchebags burn shit...what about you?
visitor
Rorschach's Journal, November 22nd, 2009: "Humans. Animals. I see no difference in this world. Useless humour. People captioning mediocre pictures on the internet with reference to me. This will stop. I will seek revenge. Todays craption picture? Wha
jakflak
Unlike the Star Trek convention, the Beavis and Butthead convention was a real disappointment.
scar28fo
so rednecks moved up in society again did they? first they get tanks, now fire? i wonder when they will have sex with people not in their family
dpollok
Okay, so our quest to invent the fireproof skateboard has resulted in another failure.
dead_alewives
"I don't know what Smokey the Bear was talking about. This is freakin' awesome!"
Johnnie5000
While everyone is too busy staring at the fire, there's a naked guy stealing wallets.
drworm
In the latest Food Network special, Thunderdome's natives show you how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey in 60 seconds.
patthehun
And God said to Moses, "Shave your head and wear a fucking shirt, you look like a goddamn hippy!"
DTrojan
Once he realized you automaticly got one vote for posting and nobody else was voting for his craptions he vented his chidish rage on his laptop
Snifter
Hey Bruce! Flaming homosexual is just an expression. Your trying way to hard to fit in,
touchmybody
The "burning" sensation curt'd been trying to describe to his friends when he urinated out of his bionic penis.
DTrojan
The no heat needed inner-tube patches were a big hit becase Claude always used too much heat.
massimagrayshun
"I'm happy we used the last can of gasoline in the world to burn the last copy of Jonas brothers CD in the world"
TalkToPizza
"See guys, with my new bionic penis I can piss fire!" "Wow Jeff...that's really...gay. Like your pink hair"
Mikkelocalypse
"I swear I saw Osama in there!" "Well lets fucking roast his ass out of that hole!"
smoochy
The REAL Problem with with Flame Creatures, is Flame Creature Feeces. Plus They never bathe.
dresnok
I'm not going to make up anything funny, I'm just going to ridicule everything the last winners said, that will surely get me to 1st place, right?
Dickwich
"Hey guys you know what we haven't played with in a while? Spaceballs the Flamethrower!"
jonnyt84107
When instructed to get rid of anything that could be used by and identity theif, these guys didnt mess around
jonnyt84107
The only proper way to get rid of Twilight novels and Twilight related merchandise
PandaBoy
That's actually the decapitated head of one of the members who questioned why they burn things.
AlexPav64
And so, Georgia had finally begun the process of catching up with the rest of America.
Asok_Green
Sure he can only do it once, but it's still a lot more impressive than "fetch" or "roll over."
Truthiness
On the seventh day man created fire. On the 8th day, man learned to use it to his advantage.
jdrhodes
Realizing that they had forgotten to buy shovels when the tide began to rise, the quick-thinking crew of Crepshow committed an act of mercy upon Ted Dansen #1.
kaly76hummer
Recently, I came- across- an age-gap site called __Agegapmingle @ c o m__ It's a nice- free- placeÂ- for Younger Women-Older Men, or Older Women-Younger Men to interact with each other. Age gap is not problem there. You may check out or tell yourÂ
kaly76hummer
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at __Agelessmatch.com__a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe yo
FruitVendorArmy
The "Burning of the Trapezoid" ceremony signifies the biker culture's hatred of anything related to intelligence.
beige
The new mad max movie really had to cut back on the special effects to make some for all the antisemitism
beige
The new mad max movie really had to cut back on the special effects to make room in the budget for all the antisemitism.
iamgine
Hey Cracked, next week me and my friends are going to get naked and create fire. Wanna take a picture?
johnny_snarf
Dude... burning man is so sellout. Me and my friends started our own Burning Man festival!
arkhmpatient
I didn't need a demenstration of how it feels when you pee after you sleep with Paris Hilton
RogersIB
Alchemists used to try to turn lead into gold, now they just settle for turning wood into fire.
sagittarius1203
Dick Cheney's former "interrogator" was found in the trash outside the White House...
RogersIB
It was a proud moment, he was thirteen, and it was time for the rite of passage, his BMX Mitzah, thus he ceremoniously removed and burned his training wheels.
RogersIB
It was a proud moment, he was thirteen, and it was time for the rite of passage, his BMX Mitzvah, thus he ceremoniously removed and burned his training wheels.
piromaniacson
The only person I think is red+neck enough to be standing around there is Cody Paul. I bet in the next picture he'll be attracted to the flame...
StaticID
Hopefully everyone will follow by example and do this to every Twilight copy in the world
vuocolo
once michael made his hair flaming, every part of his life had to be flaming, just ask his boyfriend
jimminycricket
Yeaaaaah! Im definately not overcompensating for anything! oh boy, this is getting heavy
GerryMcG
This awesome red hair totally draws attention away from my heinous, connect the dots, back zits
GerryMcG
It was somewhere in the middle of trying to burn sand when I thought, "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"
velstor
Now wouldn't it be hilarious if a flaming flaccid penis arose from the fire and ate everyone? Yeah, not relly.
GerryMcG
Maybe I shouldn't have been surprised at what went on, after all, they do call themselves, The Burning little Babies Bike Club
GerryMcG
I don't get it, I've got the flamethrower, I've got the dyed, red, hair, I've got a bitch'n BMX bike, why don't chicks dig me?
BabyFaceBlack
The alternate ending to Waterworld, just before Dennis Hopper pisses all over Kevin Costners burning corpse
w0Nko_the_sANe
Man, I don't fuckin' care what all those people say about Sherriff Joe——Tent City fucking ROCKS!!
savinator
In Soviet Russia, stuff happens the exact opposite from what you would normally expect, which is hilarious!
kylesimm
Wasteland Survival Guide Rule #35: The Twilight Series special Edition DVD Pack, is not to be taken lightly.
fac51
great the cracked database is down at last I've got a chance to win.now if only I could think of something funny . . . . . . . . .
Munsi
By the end of the day everyone would learn to feare the power... of the LAMETHROWER!!!!
Munsi
Ejaculating fire, while awesome, can lead to health problems later in life. Consult a doctor.
Munsi
...must stop myself... from using... Firestarter Twisted Firestarter referance... DAMMIT!!!
woodeye
"Look here, Daddy. Ye gist push this button an' it shoots fire at the base of the cross. No more ketchin yer robe on fire!
Cheezball
Guy 1: I've got balls of steel. Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I've got a flame-throwing penis.
Damion
Dude, put a fucking shirt on. And, seriously, since when was looking like Jim Carrey's Riddler a cool look?
Damion
"News reports flooding about a giant explosion in the desert. There were no survivors. There was much rejoicing."
Damion
"Earthlings, I have come from my home planet to grant the secret knowledge of the Universe, the meaning of existence, and - GAH!! I'M BURNING!!"
sniffmiffler
So you farted into that canister for three years?....Everday? Thunder Dome makes so much sense now.
GerryMcG
You'd never know it by looking at him, but the red head with the flame thrower is really quite a good dancer.
Chidokage
We're Bikers! Who cares if we ride girly pedal bikes! We spent all our money on this cool ass flamethrower.
Chidokage
We ride girly pedal bikes cuz we sppent all the money on this flamethrower...W're still bikers!... Right?
dareone32988
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior's super entertaining DVD extras. (They sit around, get high, and burn shit.)
King_of_Harts
As an adult, Elmo suffered extreme depression and ultimately became a pyromaniac.
squishyglobe
I always wondered how rich people would wipe their asses with money in the dystopian future of Mad Max. It turns out they burn their poop.
squishyglobe
"MAD MAX! hahahah" Not snarky enough? Alright fine: "After exhausting the earth's natural resources by 2012, humanity expends the last of its fuel burning a copy of the 2011 Al Gore documentary sequel 'An Inconvenient Truth: I told you so'"
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