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Nine movie characters that would great stars for a sequel.

Much is made about athletes putting performance-enhancing chemicals in their bodies, but what about the good folks in Hollywood we look to for our non-sports entertainment?

CRACKED lists the nine supporting characters we'd most like to see in their own film.

Some duos that, were they around in today's era of tolerance, would probably be members of the Judy Garland fan club.