Those Aren't Muskets

Joined Cracked on Oct 11,2007

Those Aren't Muskets is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.

Those has written 13 articles for Cracked

"I'm Gonna Cut Myself" (AKA Every Emo Song Ever)

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Pool Sharks

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The Coat

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Sleeves

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Clitter: Body Glitter for Your Vagina

Does the site of your vagina throw your ...
Making the Band (With the Worst Name Ever)
A Valentine's Day Parent Teacher Conference
Who's Really Keeping Kids Off Drugs?
Webcam Prank Gone Awry

Abe leaves Michael's webcam on for an entire ...
Sharon and The Girls
The Pimp

An ace daddy uses his dame's keen gams to ...
Pictionary
Pool Sharks

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