6 Characters Who Show Up in Every Zombie Movie
6 Types Of Youtube Videos There Are Waaay Too Many Of
8 'Adorable' Viral Videos That Qualify as Animal Cruelty
The 7 Creepiest Simpsons Fan Tributes
4 Viral Videos That Will Haunt Their Stars Forever (NSFWp)
Not Safe for Wizard penis (Small p intentional).
Labor Day Rerun: 8 Shittiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally)
Worst Interview Ever (Featuring Michael Ian Black!)
8 Local News Segments Gone Horribly Wrong
8 Local News Segments Gone Horribly Wrong
Where Are They Now? The 5 Strangest Post-'Star Wars' Careers
8 Videos of People Who Look Like Special Effects Creations
Swaim’s Back! 5 Videos He Made Over Summer Vacation
The 7 Robots Most Likely to Rise Up Against Humanity
The Funniest Comedic Failure in the History of YouTube
The 7 Most Mind-Blowing Foreign TV Moments
Hollywood Gives Up: Keanu Reeves to Play Dr. Jeckyl/Mr. Hyde
The Six Flags Mascot: Like Being Kicked in the Eyes By AIDS
5 Videos That Tried to be Cute (And Failed Hilariously)
The 5 Most Likely Ways Humans Will Become Obsolete
12 Abu Ghraib Torture Photos (Made Fun!)
The 12 Saddest World Record Attempts Ever Caught on Video
Sorry Swaim fans – some legal monkeys made us take down this video. But do not fear! There is plenty of Swaim to see here.
The Most Terrifying Sexual Harassment PSA Ever
10 Great Books For (Traumatizing) Children
What They Really Meant: The Billy Bob Thornton Tantrum
Brown Fat: How Evolution Is Saving Us From Our Own Fat Asses
The 6 Worst 'Professional' Music Videos on the Web
Worst Excuse Ever?
6 Reasons Shakespeare Would've Written For Cracked.com
A Journey to Hell: My 'Earth Hour' Without Electricity
The New iPod Shuffle Will Make Your Penis Look Huge
The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Amateur Music Videos
12 Video Game Characters With Undiagnosed Mental Disorders
Will Joaquin Phoenix Become The Craziest Celebrity Ever?
Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped by Candy
Mug of Pens: The Coffee Mug (For Pens)
A solution to all of your mug and pen related problems!
7 Dinosaurs You Could Take In A Fight
Just look at those chumps.
The Ultimate Argument For Legalizing Weeeeeeed
Why Swaim Should Be Conan's New Co-Host
10 Video Games That Should Be Considered Modern Art
Why Microsoft Will Never Be Cool (And Should Stop Trying)
Ode to the Badass Who Landed That Plane on the Hudson
The 6 Weirdest Fan Tributes to Mario Bros.
How To Celebrate Valentine's Day (During A Recession)
The 5 Most Popular YouTube Pages (Are All Retarded)
Letterman's 9 Most Hilariously Awkward Moments
Notes on the First Draft of Will Smith's Obama Biopic
How To Make 'American Idol' Entertaining (AKA Cruel) Again
Looking Ahead: 4 Ways To Make Fun of Obama
Political comedy is no longer easy.
When not showing Frank Caliendo how it's done, Michael is the head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
10 Female 80s Cartoons That Ushered Us Into Manhood
Announcing The World's First Actual Supervillain
2012 ... The Realistic Edition
The 5 Most Ridiculous Bill O'Reilly Moments
The 8 Most Misguided Sci-Fi Versions Of 2008
6 'Adorable' YouTube Videos That Qualify as Child Abuse
Irrevocable emotional trauma: just precious.
When not giving guided tours of YouTube's nether-world, Michael is the head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
The 8 Best Internet Sketch Troupes Whose Initials Aren't TAM
The First 100 Days ... After: A Primer for George W. Bush
5 Things You Shouldn't Be Able to Buy on eBay
Guess how many speeds Swaim's dick has!
When not giving guided tours of eBay's nether-world, Michael is the head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
The 10 Most Devastating Insults of All Time
The Best Quotes from the New Britney Spears Documentary
Extinction Is Only For Ugly Animals
Every Episode of 'House' Ever
5 Great Background Performances: The Extended Version
The 5 Greatest Background Performances in Viral Videos
The unsung heroes of classic videos.
For even more jokes and more torch passing, check out 5 Great Background Performances: The Extended Version .
The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming
If McCain's Concession Speech Was As Bitter As His Campaign
What happened to two weeks ago, when Obama was a terrorist?
When not encouraging you to embed this video on your blog (find the code in the bottom right corner of the player), Michael is the writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
The Ultimate Attack Ad: Obama vs. McCain vs. Obama vs...
Elexploitation: 9 Shameless Ways People Milked the Election
6 Celebrity Endorsements Obama Should Have Turned Down
OJ's "Acquittal Party" Planner: Worst Job Ever?
S.W.A.I.M: The 8 Least Necessary YouTube Tributes
Not needed, but greatly appreciated.
When not giving guided tours of the YouTube nether-world, Michael is the head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
The 5 Most Clearly Insane Public Figures Endorsing McCain
Cracked Liveblogs the Presidential Debate LIVE!
The 19 Most Ridiculous Moments From the VP Debate
Live Tonight! Cracked.com Liveblogs the VP Debates! LIVE!!!
So very live.
How to Use the Bailout to Ask Your Parents for Money
The Stages of a Human Life: 408 Years Ago vs. Today
Sarah Palin Pees Standing Up: How To Use Insinuation
You can put lipstick on a pig...
The 8 Most Terrifying Restaurants from Around the World
8 Animals With Real Superpowers
The 8 Shittiest Jobs Of All Time (Literally)
Announcing The Arrival Of The Gayest Baby Ever
Orson Scott Card is a Way Bigger Dumbass Than You'd Expect
5 Scientific Theories That Will Make Your Head Explode
Seriously. Put on a rain coat.
America Embraces Its Fatness: Introducing the Frosting Shot
8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True In Lame-Ass Ways
The future is here, and it sucks.
Wall-E: The Touching Tale Of An Aging .. Gay Robot?
The 7 Words You Can't Say on the Internet
Swaim updates Carlin's rules for the web.
A Bad Dark Knight Review (No!) From a Crazy Adam West (Phew)
Adam West wants to compare Batmans.
Coming Soon: The Most Unnecessary Comic Book Reboot Ever
Scientology Wants Miley Cyrus: So Which Should Be Scared?
Dissenting views from DOB and Swaim.
Why We're Not Impressed By NASA's Mars Lander
5 Exclusive Pics from Most Anticipated Sequel of the Summer
Florida to Secede? Don't Let Cuba Hit Your Ass on Way Out
Scientology Explained (And Redubbed): A COS Parody
Jack Thompson Condemns New Scourge: Deadliest Catch The Game
How to Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie in 5 Easy Steps
Yes, it's that easy.
Samuel L Jackson Endorses a Candidate
Jack Nicholson's vaguely creepy Hillary 08 montage isn't the only campaign ad using movie footage to sway voters.
8 Upcoming Movie Adaptations That Must Be Stopped
Not all movies can be based on rich source material like novels and animatronic boat rides.
10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented
Eyeball. The man invented the word eyeball.
8 Kids Movies That Lied to Us
If you grew up on these eight classic family films, we have some bad news for you.
The 7 Least-Faithful Comic Book Movies
Do you cringe every time your favorite comic gets turned into a film? Based on Hollywood's track record, you're right to.
The 8 Most Terrifying Anti-Meth Ads: From the Blog
Our intrepid blogger breaks down a series of ads that make Requiem for a Dream look like an episode of Friends .
Episode 2: Cracked Once Again Watches Pornography and Describes It To You While You Masturbate
Everybody wants to watch porn. But not everybody can.
The 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos
We don't spend all day watching Internet videos of drunken celebrities just because they're hilarious. We watch because there are powerful life lessons to be learned.
Where Aren’t They Now?: 5 Post-Star Wars Careers Almost as Pathetic as Mark Hamill's
Let us take a moment to appreciate these guys who helped make the original Star Wars great, and who have lived sad, sad lives since.
The 8 Worst Places to Steal a Movie Idea
In a town where originality is dead, it's all about where you steal your ideas.
The 7 Most Gruesome Rock 'N' Roll Legends (And Whether They're True)
Bizarre, yet strangely plausible.
The 8 Funniest Webcomics
Yes, they're the best. Don't try to argue.
The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They'll Never Happen)
What will the future look like? Not this.
6 Video Game Gimmicks That Went Away Too Soon (And 6 More That Need to Die)
Video-game staples of yesteryear, and the ones that we can't seem to lose.
The 10 Most Memorable Movie Cameos by Non-Actors
The 10 that made us say “The hell...?†followed by "Hold on, this is awesome."
The 9 Most Typecast Actors of All Time
Actors who, for better or worse, are probably going to play the same part until they die.
We Describe Pornography (While You Masturbate)
CRACKED.com contributor Michael Swaim describes pornography while you masturbate.
11 Movies Saved by Historical Inaccuracy
11 movies that make us glad no one cares about trivial things like "what actually happened."
12 Great Video Games With Ridiculous Premises
12 games that prove you don't have to be Tolstoy, or even coherent, to design a hit game.
5 Signs That You're a Villain in a Hollywood Action Movie
Read this article and get to know the warning signs before it's too late.
The 7 Most X-Treme Products of All Time
X-tremeitude!
Idol Showdown: What To Worship This Easter
You know you want to worship something, but what?
What to Expect From Sex (as Dictated by Internet Porn)
Everything you need to know about love-making, as explained by XXX websites.
So You Knocked Her Up: A Child-rearing Guide
STDs: the dark side of sexual intercourse. Chief among these is a disease known to cause a large, screaming discharge and require nearly two decades of financial support.