Michael Swaim

Joined Cracked on Oct 11,2007

Michael Swaim is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.

Michael has written 27 articles for Cracked

Scientology Explained (And Redubbed): A COS Parody
Jack Thompson Condemns New Scourge: Deadliest Catch The Game
How to Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie in 5 Easy Steps

Yes, it's that easy.
Samuel L Jackson Endorses a Candidate

Jack Nicholson's vaguely creepy Hillary 08 ...
8 Upcoming Movie Adaptations That Must Be Stopped

Not all movies can be based on rich source ...
10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented

Eyeball. The man invented the word eyeba...
8 Kids Movies That Lied to Us

If you grew up on these eight classic family ...
The 7 Least-Faithful Comic Book Movies

Do you cringe every time your favorite comic ...
The 8 Most Terrifying Anti-Meth Ads: From the Blog

Our intrepid blogger breaks down a series ...
Episode 2: Cracked Once Again Watches Pornography and Describes It To You While You Masturbate

Everybody wants to watch porn. But not everybody ...
The 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos

We don't spend all day watching Internetvideos ...
Where Aren’t They Now?: 5 Post-Star Wars Careers Almost as Pathetic as Mark Hamill's

Let us take a moment to appreciate theseguys ...
The 8 Worst Places to Steal a Movie Idea

In a town where originality is dead, it's ...
The 7 Most Gruesome Rock 'N' Roll Legends (And Whether They're True)

Bizarre, yet strangely plausible.
The 8 Funniest Webcomics

Yes, they're the best. Don't try to arg...
The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They'll Never Happen)

What will the future look like? Not this...
6 Video Game Gimmicks That Went Away Too Soon (And 6 More That Need to Die)

Video-game staples of yesteryear, and the ...
The 10 Most Memorable Movie Cameos by Non-Actors

The 10 that made us say Ã¢â‚¬Å“The hell.followed ...
The 9 Most Typecast Actors of All Time

Actors who, for better or worse, are probably ...
We Describe Pornography (While You Masturbate)

CRACKED.com contributor Michael Swaim describes ...
11 Movies Saved by Historical Inaccuracy

11 movies that make us glad no one caresabout ...
12 Great Video Games With Ridiculous Premises

12 games that prove you don't have to beor ...
5 Signs That You're a Villain in a Hollywood Action Movie

Read this article and get to know the warning ...
The 7 Most X-Treme Products of All Time

X-tremeitude!
Idol Showdown: What To Worship This Easter

You know you want to worship something, but ...
What to Expect From Sex (as Dictated by Internet Porn)

Everything you need to know about love-mas ...
So You Knocked Her Up: A Child-rearing Guide

STDs: the dark side of sexual intercoursChief ...

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MacGruber! (with Seth Rogan)
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