9 Awesome Directors Who Temporarily Lost Their Mind

Some directors make the occasional bad choice. Some like to experiment. Some just lose their freaking minds.

The 25 Most Ridiculous Band Names in Rock History

When awful names happen to good bands. And bad ones.

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A few simple guidelines to surviving getting hugged by Howie Mandel.

The Sopranos' 10 Most Memorable Whackings

10 of the most memorable mob hits, bloodbaths and shoot-outs in the show's six seasons.

The 2007 Lineup: 35 Soon-To-Be-Cancelled Shows

Here's the shitstorm the networks trotted out this year.

Sincere Answers to Common Spam Mail

Matt Wilson answers spam emails, hoping that he'll be inundated with money and penis cream.

The Dos and Don'ts of Throwing a First Pitch

You've been chosen to throw out the first pitch at a Major, Minor or Little League game!

Masters Jacket Perks, By Phil Mickelson

Professional ass-kicker Phil Mickelson on places his bitchin' green jacket gets him into.

Which Video Game System Should You Buy for Your Child?

Which next-gen console is the best buy for your stupid child?

Find Your Perfect Board Game

Lonely? Then take this test to find your board game soul mate.

The Best and Worst Thanksgiving Food

Best and worst foods to stuff down your gullet this Thanksgiving.

Halloween Special: The Best & Worst Candy Bar Fillings

Here are the best and worst things to wrap chocolate around in order to send your body into a glorious state of insulin shock.

The Best and Worst Euphemisms for Sex

Here are the ones you should and shouldn’t use, and why.

The Ten Horror Movie Franchises...THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!

Ten of the most zombiefied and Frankensteined horror franchises ever, plus a few honorable mentions.

Honest Answers to Spam

In an effort to connect with some of our fans we decided to answer some of their mail on the national internet.

Upcoming Celebrity Sports Movies

In the wake of Talladega Nights, other Hollywood stars are looking to boost their lagging careers with movies about niche sports.

11 Bad-Good Horror Movies You Need To See

Eleven of the worst-best horrible wonderful retarded awesome movies ever made, what makes them bad, what makes them good and why you ought to watch them.

Etiquette Tips for Game Show Contestants

Are you on a popular game show? Are you about to completely lose your shit on TV? Why not consult this handy checklist first!

Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just My Third Degree Burns?

Talking to girls at a bar is difficult, especially when you have third degree burns covering 70% of your face.