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2666, now THAT'S where the smart money's at.

"Nice wiener. Let's put some spikes on that."

Everyone on this list is stupid.

Lesson: Aggressive sodomy inspires creativity.

Keep this in mind, because you might die tomorrow.

Unless you're really fucking old.

A lot of these dogs have better wardrobes than us.

English is a language of horrors.

Video game cutscenes turn every actor into Shatner.

It appears these action figures spent about five minutes in the design phase.