The 6 Best 2012 Apocalypse Theories (Are All Bullshit)

2666, now THAT'S where the smart money's at.

8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Junk

"Nice wiener. Let's put some spikes on that."

7 Ridiculous Cases Where Animals Were Put On Trial

Everyone on this list is stupid.

6 Insane Prison Escapes That Actually Happened

Lesson: Aggressive sodomy inspires creativity.

The 6 Coolest Things You Can Do With Your Dead Body

Keep this in mind, because you might die tomorrow.

5 Superpowers Science Will Give Us in Our Lifetime

Unless you're really fucking old.

Dog Thong to iPaw: 15 Pet Products We Can't Believe Exist

A lot of these dogs have better wardrobes than us.

The Bizarre History of 10 Common Sayings

English is a language of horrors.

The 5 Most Pathetic Video Game Acting Performances

Video game cutscenes turn every actor into Shatner.

The 5 Most Ill-Conceived Action Figures

It appears these action figures spent about five minutes in the design phase.