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Jay Pinkerton
Joined Cracked on Oct 11,2007
Jay Pinkerton is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.
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If St. Patrick's Day Had Greeting Cards
Valentine's Day has cards. So, why not St ...
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Action Hero Showdown: Why John Rambo is the Baddest Man Ever Captured on Film
Before we all hit the theater to watch him ...
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Marvel Comics vs. Science: 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins
Superheroes all share a unifying trait: their ...
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8 Summer Blockbusters Guaranteed to Disappoint
Some compelling reasons why you should stay ...
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Three Things George Clooney Really Likes
George Clooney responds to Teen People Ms ...
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Bat Battle: Who's The Best Movie Batman Ever?
Cracked.com crunches the numbers to giveyou ...
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5 Completely Unnecessary Direct-to-DVD Movie Sequels
Leprechauns in space, invisible Christian ...
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An Alcohol Coma: Your Ticket To a Good Night's Sleep
Years of research on my part have led tothe ...
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Comedies That Should Have Been Awesome (And Weren't)
We take a look at some of the "Should Have ...
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Things I Learned in Prison (Rape-Related and Otherwise)
Doing time is no picnic. Specifically, no ...
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Action Hero Showdown: Who's The Biggest Bad Ass to Ever Appear on Film?
In honor of the fourth Rambo, a rerun about ...
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St. Patrick's Day Greeting Cards
St. Valentine shouldn't be the only religious ...
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St. Patrick's Day Exposed
Our investigative report on the elusive and ...
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Trailer Trash: Cruel Reviews of Upcoming Movies
Why go see a movie when you can hastily dismiss ...
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Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed Products
Which celeb-approved goods you've just purchased ...
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Things Val Kilmer Whispers to Himself in the Shower
The title is pretty self-explanatory on this ...
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Introducing the Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL!
You can take that to the LAKE.
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6 Insane Christmas Traditions From Around the World
Crazy Christmas customs in backwards,American ...
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So You've Been Pushed Naked Out of a Plane
You have been pushed naked from an airpland ...
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Proper Grooming With Steve T. Ape
If you're like me, you spend a lot of time ...
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Stupendous Man Returns
Faster than a package of bullets! Able to ...
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The 8 Best "Guilty Pleasure" Comedies of All-Time
Eight great comedies that are so embarrassing ...
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The Da Vinci Conundrum
Intrigue! Religion! Paintings! Cracked sends ...
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Some Helpful Suggestions For My Boss
If you can't see me masturbating at workas ...
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How To Do Your Taxes
Ever wonder how to beat the IRS? Like within ...
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Order Now!
Have we ever got a deal for you! That isif ...
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Dorfeldt
Jay Pinkerton confirms what you've always ...
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St. Patrick's Day Greeting Cards
After all, St. Valentine shouldn't be the ...
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Dusk-Man!
A routine theater shooting turns deadly!Read ...
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Cracked's Oscar Rundown (Part Two)
Don’t look like an ass at that Oscar ...
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Cracked's Oscar Rundown (Part One)
It's never easy to predict Oscar winnersespecially ...
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Spring Movie Preview
18 Spring movies and why you would be a moron ...
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Contested Pieces from Frey Memoir
CRACKED has excerpted some of the more contested ...
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Review: Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
Albert Brooks has a knack for presentinga ...
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Wire-Tapping For Freedom
Jay Pinkerton shows you how the whole witap ...
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Stupendous Man, Volume 2
This summer, everyone's favorite super hero ...
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Stupendous Man, Volume 1
He's faster than a speeding bullet, and his ...
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So You're Being Attacked by C.H.U.D.
We've all been there. We had better start ...
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Jay Pinkerton takes a crack at A Christmas Carol
Our own Jay Pinkerton with a second interpretation ...
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Bloomberg's Transit Strike Contingency Plan
The New York transit strike is OVER. Youmade ...
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CRACKED FAQ:
The Chronicles of Narnia
Wondering if you should spend your moneyon ...
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How to Speak to Brazilian Women
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