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Valentine's Day has cards. So, why not St Patrick's Day? Oh ... right.

Before we all hit the theater to watch him punch off some heads, we might as well make it official with this rerun...

Superheroes all share a unifying trait: their origins don't actually make an ounce of sense.

Some compelling reasons why you should stay indoors until September.