Ian Fortey

Joined Cracked on Jan 9,2008

Ian Fortey is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.

Ian has written 12 articles for Cracked

10 Scenes of Brutal Violence Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

There's a thin line between horror and h...
History's 7 Most Astounding Sexual Resumes

It turns out you can have too much sex.
6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)

Please, take a moment to read about our ...
The 10 Craziest Scientific Experiments Ever Conducted

Sometimes it's a fine line between genius ...
The 10 Most Disturbing PSA's From Around the World

So disturbing this article should have its ...
History's 10 Most Terrifying Contraceptives

How far would you go to prevent a pregna...
5 Certifiably Insane Politicians People Still Voted For

Sometimes you have to vote for the lesser ...
The 10 Most Bizarre Military Experiments

What do you do when you have billions toand ...
The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals

And you thought your parents had weird sexual ...
20 Tacky Religious Products Guaranteed to Anger God

Sometimes believing in a religion ...
14 Valentine's Day Gifts Guaranteed to Not Get You Laid

Sure, guys suck at gift-giving. But come...
The 6 Most Unsettling Medication Side Effects

Always read the label. Especially the tiny ...

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