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David Wong
Joined Cracked on Oct 11,2007
David Wong is a Cracked.com contributor. Only thing is, [author name] never contributed a friggin’ bio. So we wrote this lame one instead. Oh, well.
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2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over -
Hate Cracked? WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER! Seriously.Put your dick jokes where your mouth is.
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5 Ways to Stop Trolls From Killing the InternetCan't wait to see the comments on this o…
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6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now -
The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should ObeyGamers are a vengeful god.
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7 Viral Videos You Didn't Know Were Staged (and How They Did It)The internet lies like an unfaithful wom…
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2007: Seven Things We Should Pretend Never HappenedTo the people who write the history books …
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10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree OnCracked's very own David Wong decided tosolve …
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A Gamer's ManifestoSome very reasonable demands for the gaming …
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Embrace the HorrorNo matter what you think this is, it isn…
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30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for MusicAre you an Eminem fan? Well, you're wro…
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Which is the Greatest Trilogy?Star Wars vs. The Matrix vs. Lord of the…
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Was 9/11 an Inside Job?Part conspiracy theory, part retarded internet …
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50 Reasons Lord of the Rings SucksWe dare you to disagree.
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Life after the Video Game CrashIt's coming.
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The Great Internet Porn-OffHow long can you last?
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The 9 Most Badass Bible VersesCan we have a moment of your time to tell …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: The HulkWe brought in a panel to tackle this oneThis …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: The PunisherWritten by esteemed film expert Dr. Albert …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: UnderworldOur fake review was actually a lot less stupid …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: Terminator 3Dr. Oxford once again. "'Ass?' I demandeAss …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: Van Helsing"An interesting piece of genre fun. And by …
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Grossly Inaccurate Movie Reviews: Star Trek: Nemesis"If there are any lifeforms out there, we …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: Chamber of Secrets"Yes, there is racism in the film... butis …
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: Star Wars: Attack of the ClonesWe were still a little too easy on it...
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Grossly Inaccurate Review: Star Wars Attack of the Clones - DVDJohn, with a little help from the Digital …
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10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree OnI decided to solve this whole religion thing …
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The 12 Awesomest Games of 2010This gaming generation is just getting sWhere …
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Harry Potter Book DisguisesLove Harry Potter? Ashamed to be caughtreading …
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The Ultimate War Simulation GameWe're talking real war here, protesters and …
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Is Tupac Shakur Still Alive?My shocking investigation.
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The Ten Minute Suicide GuideThinking about suicide? Give me ten min…
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A World of Warcraft World: 10 Ways Online Gaming Will Change the FutureThomas Edison said it best, "Change happens …
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5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually HappenAfter reading this, you might want to board …
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The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never MadeSomewhere, in some alternate universe, there …
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The Next 25 Years of Video GamesThese are the games your kids will be pland …
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What is the Monkeysphere?Want to know the answer to all the worlds …
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7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You MiserableSome days, the Internet reads like humans …
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The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever KilledTen films tragically cut down before their …
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Do-It-Yourself Crotch BulgesSo what should you be stuffing in your pants …
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The Horror Behind The ComedyThat charming little scene from your favorite …
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