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What if the people accepting the awards weren't professional liars?

You know what goes well with football? Easy listening music!

With the 2007 MTV VMAs on the horizon, it just seems right to ridicule the award show's most absurd moments.

Calling "x" a Poor Man's Version of "y" is just great shorthand.