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Our countdown of pop culture's five greatest fictional mayors.

We unearth a letter to Sam Raimi asking for changes in his first draft of Spider-Man 3.

We separate the classics from the trash.

Other things the drug-loving Stone snorted up his nose.

A brief look at the hits and misses of the popular comedian's film career.

Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and that means romantic comedies. How to avoid the worst.

Christmas expert Chris Sims guides you through the classic, underrated, overrated and total crap comedies.

Congratulations on your decision to become a Super-Villain! You're taking a big step by joining the fast-paced and exciting world of thematic crime.

Congratulations on your decision to become a Super-Villain! Welcome to the fast-paced and exciting world of thematic crime.

Superman the retarded giant baby! Lois Lane: pedophile! Supes and Jimmy Olsen sharing the love that Dare Not Speak Its Name! Storylines Bryan Singer probably skipped over for Superman Returns.