Comments on: Zwarte Piet, Kid-Kicking and The Worst Tattoo Ever: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:46:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: DaVince http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4552 DaVince Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:42:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4552 D'oh! I've been snoped! And I could've sworn it was true. Ah well, thanks for the information. D’oh! I’ve been snoped! And I could’ve sworn it was true. Ah well, thanks for the information.

]]> By: DaVince http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4551 DaVince Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:41:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4551 kingmonkey: naw, you won't get kicked in the face. A song goes like this though: "if you're bad you'll get the birching". Which is a punishment "rod" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birching). Nowadays everyone just receives candy though, even the bullies. :) kingmonkey: naw, you won’t get kicked in the face. A song goes like this though: “if you’re bad you’ll get the birching”. Which is a punishment “rod” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birching).

Nowadays everyone just receives candy though, even the bullies. :)

]]> By: Wallsy http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4215 Wallsy Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:19:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4215 Coca cola didn't invent the modern Santa: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp Coca cola didn’t invent the modern Santa: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4205 glendoor42 Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:14:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4205 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR... DAMN....EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR… DAMN….EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3986 kingmonkey Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:06:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3986 So, if you're good, Zwarte Piet will give you gifts, and if you're bad, he'll kick you in the face? It must suck for some Dutch kids to have such a rude awakening on Christmas morning. (I must point out that when I saw the kid get kicked, for some reason, I wanted to yell "Oh my god! Casnadian Destroyer! Paranoia!" which indicates that I read www.cracked.com to much.) So, if you’re good, Zwarte Piet will give you gifts, and if you’re bad, he’ll kick you in the face? It must suck for some Dutch kids to have such a rude awakening on Christmas morning. (I must point out that when I saw the kid get kicked, for some reason, I wanted to yell “Oh my god! Casnadian Destroyer! Paranoia!” which indicates that I read http://www.cracked.com to much.)

]]> By: Bacalao http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3936 Bacalao Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:46:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3936 You're all missing the point. The real story about Zwarte Piet here is the degree of "badliness" that the kid getting kicked in the face incurred in. Was he extra bad, and that's why he got kicked in the face? Or was he not so bad, and that's why he got kicked in the face? I mean, think about it, would you prefer a free trip to Spain or a free kick in the face? Which brings us to another subject: is Dick Cheney the American version of Swarte Piet, but instead of taking kids to Spain, he shoots old men in the face? You’re all missing the point. The real story about Zwarte Piet here is the degree of “badliness” that the kid getting kicked in the face incurred in. Was he extra bad, and that’s why he got kicked in the face? Or was he not so bad, and that’s why he got kicked in the face? I mean, think about it, would you prefer a free trip to Spain or a free kick in the face? Which brings us to another subject: is Dick Cheney the American version of Swarte Piet, but instead of taking kids to Spain, he shoots old men in the face?

]]> By: graphmac1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3913 graphmac1 Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:45:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3913 WTF?? I love the tattoo story!! WTF?? I love the tattoo story!!

]]> By: Bennett http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3906 Bennett Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:24:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3906 That's the thing with people who get tattoos and the like to look "different" and "unique"...now so many people have tattoos that you have to take it to some sort of extreme to really be "different"....even people with large visible tats on their arms or neck etc. aren't really that unusual or unique, so some folk decide that to take really extreme measures like this idiot. Any other ideas for a 3D tattoo? I'd go for a tattoo of Bennett from the classic movie 'Commando', and have silicon implants to obtain a lovely round beer-gut for him. That’s the thing with people who get tattoos and the like to look “different” and “unique”…now so many people have tattoos that you have to take it to some sort of extreme to really be “different”….even people with large visible tats on their arms or neck etc. aren’t really that unusual or unique, so some folk decide that to take really extreme measures like this idiot.

Any other ideas for a 3D tattoo? I’d go for a tattoo of Bennett from the classic movie ‘Commando’, and have silicon implants to obtain a lovely round beer-gut for him.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3903 Nick Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:03:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3903 That's an expensive way to go with the tattooing. I have one myself, but I think I'll refrain from having stuff implanted under the skin. That’s an expensive way to go with the tattooing. I have one myself, but I think I’ll refrain from having stuff implanted under the skin.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3895 Ross Wolinsky Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:31:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/27/zwarte-piet-kid-kicking-and-the-worst-tattoo-ever-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3895 Personally, I find the idea of Zwarte Piet and the whole Dutch Sinterklaas myth to be way funnier than a child getting kicked in the face. If this Nooner were a cake, Zwarte Piet would be the cake itself and the kid getting kicked in the face would be the frosting. The sweet, sweet frosting. Personally, I find the idea of Zwarte Piet and the whole Dutch Sinterklaas myth to be way funnier than a child getting kicked in the face. If this Nooner were a cake, Zwarte Piet would be the cake itself and the kid getting kicked in the face would be the frosting.

The sweet, sweet frosting.

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