Zoey 101 Returns to the Air, and Yet Lizzie McGuire Goes Unrenewed. What is the World Coming to?
Leave it to the intrepid Spears gals not to let a little thing like a surprise teen pregnancy keep them down. They're almost exactly like the Hardy Boys, if the Hardy Boys had a book called The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of the Staggering Series of Personal Setbacks.
Well, now Spears the younger has decided to finish out the fourth and last season of her hit (in the sense that I've never seen it, and I'm totally out of touch with popular culture) TV series Zoey 101, which I imagine from the name tells the story of 101 adorable teenage girls who escape being skinned alive by a wicked governess.
Naturally, her pregnancy will have some minor effect on the course of the series--writers will likely have to abandon the Zoey plans to attend and compete in an International Gut-Punching Championship plot line, for instancebut I think this episode guide pirated off of one of my favorite Nickelodeon forums (I have several) illustrates just how clever they can be.
Spoilers ahead!
And in a special Zoey 101 retrospective, Zoey looks at old pictures of herself and cries. Girl, you crazy!
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omg lizzie mcguire i used to be soooooooo obssessed with that show
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