If you haven’t watched and loved LOST like you should, you have about 103 days to watch the first 103 episodes before the final season premieres. You should go do that for so many reasons. One of those reasons is that I, a self-proclaimed sane person, chose to spend some of my time making these 12 entertaining (if you like LOST) videos (about LOST). And the only reason I did that is because they’re funny (if you like LOST) and LOST is awesome (like LOST is). Go watch the pilot on Hulu.
Hey, everyone else. Here are 12 jokes about LOST…
JOKE: Season 1
JOKE 1: The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus
A simple tribute to the best character on television.
JOKE 2: WTF Is The Island?
I ask the one question that will probably not be answered by the time the show ends. I also give some great theories.
JOKE 3: Sudden Jinfant Death Syndrome
If you don’t like the title, feel free to call it something else. There are jinfinite possibilities (pun-wise).
JOKE 4: Nikki And Paulo’s Only Fan
Spoiler Alert: It’s Hitler.
JOKE 5: Party of LOST
This not only tackles the Matthew Fox connection, but it also tackles an important issue: LOST Parties.
JOKE 6: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 Things (Version 108)
There are so many things this song could be about…
JOKE 7: LOST Hiatus Benefit Concert
LOST went off the air for a week. All of the characters got together to raise money to bring it back on the air, which it was going to do anyway…
JOKE 8: The Problem With Sawyer
No matter what happens to Sawyer, he only needs to ask one question to assess the situation.
JOKE 9: My Awesome LOST Theories
Everyone has their LOST theory. These are mine. I thought about them for a long time.
JOKE 10: One Song Later
We are not as dumb as the writers sometimes think we are…
JOKE 11: A Lockework Orange
A less-simple tribute to one of the best characters on television.
A Very Special JOKE: LOST BABIES
This is a joke that simply needed to be made.
*I am basing this on the fact that the previous season premiered on Wednesday, January 21st and the show will be moving to Thursdays for its final season in “early 2010.” There is a Thursday, January 21st coming up. In 2010.
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November 10th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
That was fun. I don’t even care that I’ve wasted so much time seeing them all in one go. And you look so much like Daniel!! I shan’t be overlooking you anymore.
October 29th, 2009 at 12:01 am
the secrets of benjamin linus = GOLD!
October 26th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
i might be in love with you, and not only because you do an amazing impression of daniel.
these were hysterical! glad you’re a staple of cracked now.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Song #9 and the “Don’t tell me what I can’t watch!” heckle in #7 were the highlights, but all of these were good. Admittedly, I’m a moderate to big fan of Lost, but I suspect these are objectively good anyway. This proves you can be funny, man! Stop making all those other things that suck so much!
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
dude that was amazing, make this a CD
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Hey Leigh your new job is to stfu… you’re doing poorly so I’m demoting you to gtfo…
October 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
cheers to you, good sir. that was a dodecavoltron of interweb awesomeness. unfortunately for you, you’ve merely whetted our appetite. now we NEED a whiny rant about Claire, a somber ballad dedicated to the dear-departed Charlie, and definitely more lost babies. keep up the good work, must rewatch teh Ben song now.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
no.
October 16th, 2009 at 7:15 am
leigh, pretty sure he made all the videos? doesn’t that count as writing, producing, editing, etc. that’s not work?
October 16th, 2009 at 2:53 am
lolz, i LUV lost..
October 15th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Don’t comic columnists write funny articles? Isn’t that the job description? You appear to have just loaded twelve net-vids onto your blog, and put a little caption under each one. This article is the equivelant of dressing a CPR dummy in your clothes and putting him in your cubicle, office, control room, or heavy machinary at work while you prance off to the bar naked.
Oh, now look what I’ve done! I’ve just written a comment that contained more comedy than the article it was about!
October 15th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
more lost babies that was aaaaaaaawesome
October 15th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
you all everybaby
October 15th, 2009 at 8:55 am
I haven’t watched them all yet, but I have to say I LOVE the one with Jin! Combines my two favorite shows, Lost and BSG! WHERE THE FUCK IS JIN? lol
October 15th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Genius! Slowly turning into my fav
October 14th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
i officially love you know
October 14th, 2009 at 11:11 am
ok…these were actually pretty funny…
October 14th, 2009 at 8:06 am
Some of this was quite funny! I enjoyed Benjamin Linus’ theme as it really did paint him as the ridiculously implausible character that he is. There’s a shitload of a material here, so I’d recommend spacing this stuff out into episodic posts. That’ll give you a little bit more time to work on it too.
October 14th, 2009 at 4:14 am
I ain’t even going to read this post or watch a video and just go : WTF CODY!? ANOTHER BUNCH OF YOUR USUAL CRAP!?
Chances are ill prolly say the same thing if i did see this piece of crap.
October 13th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Cody put a lot of time into this, didn’t he? Unfortunately, it’s still kinda sucky. But more in a wtf-sucky way, less in a lame-sucky way. I guess that’s good.
Oh, I only watched the first two, so I might have missed the best part. (I doubt it)
October 13th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
cody why cant you be funny?? its not that hard really.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
The catar was the best part.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
That was brilliant, each of those individually would be worthy of an article, but 12!
October 13th, 2009 at 10:44 am
cody, what are you, an improv comic
October 13th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Sweet, someone else thinks Faraday is the best character on television.. well was. R.I.P with one of the most f’d up deaths in television or film history. Oh wait, spoilers.. yeah.
October 13th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Don’t care if its 10 months old, I never saw it before, and it was funny. You know how to tell when you’re doing something right? When some dumbass waste of flesh spends 8 hours of his/her day posting several comments on the same article. To quote Riley from Boondocks (not directly, I can’t completely remember, but it went something like this): “Bitches always hatin’ on a nigga when he shinin’.”
October 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
oh, these are all 10 months old?
October 12th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
You’ve just won me over. I’ve made two dickish posts before now, but this article is original and actually quite funny.
Good work and apologies. Keep it up!
October 12th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Great stuff, Cody. You’re doing just fine and a lot of us truly appreciate your work.
@Cody’s Mom
Sweet Jesus of God I fucking hate you. I hope you get massacred in a wood chipper someday. Let me know if you ever want a little help with the process.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
dude your music totally kicks ass, are you ever gonna record an album? I would totally buy it man
October 12th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I would like to just apologize to all of the other commenters for the idiocy of my past posts. The truth is I am a perverted middle aged man with a raging homosexual crush on Cody, and I have been channeling my sexual frustration into these posts.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
from web, from text, from web, from text…
October 12th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I never watched Lost, so I’m not sure what prompted me to click on this page, but I wasn’t disappointed, lol.
Tauposaurus is so right about that cat, just wandering into the camera shot and licking itself. Damn those beasts, they always manage to steal the spot-light.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Holy shit. That was fantastic. Congratulations man, you just beat life.
October 12th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Don’t know much Lost, but that part about the scary atmosphere and the cat just not caring for more than a second was hilarious.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Amazing! i have only watched 4 of them, but i felt it was necessary to tell you RIGHT NOW that this is awesome. If people don’t laugh, then they don’t watch LOST(and if they don’t watch LOST, then they aren’t really people in the first place).
October 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
MORE LOST BABIES! MAKE MORE LOST BABIES!
October 12th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is Cody’s Mom:
Cody your father is trying to tell you something but can’t move right now…Look what you did!!
October 12th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Oh goddammit Cody!!!
After leaving that last message, your father had a stroke. A FUCKING STROKE! It looks like he’s going to be fine but this has got to stop!
Don’t make us trick you into going onto that Intervention television program again, Cody!
October 12th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Admittedly I smiled at a few of these, yet a smile is so far from a laugh.
October 12th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Jesus christ, this was a full album of songs about lost. A full album.
October 12th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Son, a man just threatened to burn down our home if you don’t stop. You have to stop son, your mother can’t handle these threats. If you don’t stop they said they would kill us. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME CODY? THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US IF YOU DON’T STOP.
I SWEAR TO GOD SON, IF I GET KILLED I’M GOING TO HAUNT YOUR ASS. WERE TALKING SOME SERIOUS CUTHLU SHIT HERE SON.
Mom says Hi.