What do a Fourth Grader, a Chimp, and a White Supremacist Have in Common?
Hollywood is breathing a collective sigh of relief this week as it appears the long, bitter WGA strike may be coming to an end. On Saturday, officials outlined the proposed agreement to a packed house of guild members and notable celebrities showing support for the writers' cause.
And while the address (below) was meant to celebrate a triumph, it also provided a prime example of how tremendously the written word in Hollywood has suffered without its usual writers.
Welcome back, writers! Here's to getting screwed slightly less!
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael makes public address videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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ReplyI laughed at somewhere in the middle.
ReplyGood job!
great
Reply"Fartypants." Hahahahahahaha!
ReplyI am loving the neon background.
Reply"What’s a White “supremacist”"
ReplyA lot of them are Ron Paul supporters and all of them are fucking ignorant assclowns.
Of course, a video page with a biased, baiting title like that not only shows the author's prejudice but draws out all the anti-White racists - oops, sorry - "anti-racists".
ReplyWhat's a White "supremacist"? A phrase used by an anti-White racist media? Oh yes.
ReplyOh ,I must have forgot the g.
ReplyEl Swaimo!
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ReplyMiguelFartypants.
EDITED BY Gladstone to make it more hilarious.
Wait, did I spell Michael or Swaim wrong?
ReplyWell fuck, I thought I spelled it right, sorry.
ReplyWow. I really set myself up for that one. Well executed, sir.
ReplyWhat do a Fourth Grader, a Chimp, and a White Supremacist Have in Common?
ReplyMichael Swaim?
EDITED by Michael to spell my goddamn name correctly.
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ReplyNever mind, then.
Oh there is all kind of funny shit about white supremacy, like Woody Allen's stand up bit about going to a costume party in the Deep South as a ghost and getting picked up by a bunch of Klansmen. ( He sold them all Israel bonds ). Or as some comedian said one time "Why is it that people who proclaim to represent and defend the white race are the stupidest and ugliest examples of it".
ReplyMike, you are busted, you know you grew up with Martin Luther King, Jr. posters in your room.
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