Comments on: Every Episode of ‘House’ Ever http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:40:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Watch House Online http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-123678 Watch House Online Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:10:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-123678 So true, so true - As simplistic and yet complex this is in describing House episodes, it is right on. Thanks for this post and the laughs it delivered. So true, so true - As simplistic and yet complex this is in describing House episodes, it is right on. Thanks for this post and the laughs it delivered.

]]> By: megan http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-123029 megan Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:12:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-123029 lol so funny cant stop laughing lol so funny cant stop laughing

]]> By: Dr Rimaso http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-115999 Dr Rimaso Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:14:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-115999 Absolutely true. I love House nevertheless, and this is mostly because of the hilarious oneliners, cutting sarcasm and house/wilson bromance. That's what is carrying the show, in the end. Absolutely true. I love House nevertheless, and this is mostly because of the hilarious oneliners, cutting sarcasm and house/wilson bromance. That’s what is carrying the show, in the end.

]]> By: Jimmy http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-110509 Jimmy Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:50:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-110509 I see, the plots are easy. They follow the same exact formula (unless they are the opposite), they contain no character development (unless they do), and they contain some anvilicious moral (unless, as happens with increasing frequency, they don't). Thanks for clearing that up. The bit about reading character descriptions at each other in angry voices was hilarious though. I see, the plots are easy. They follow the same exact formula (unless they are the opposite), they contain no character development (unless they do), and they contain some anvilicious moral (unless, as happens with increasing frequency, they don’t). Thanks for clearing that up.

The bit about reading character descriptions at each other in angry voices was hilarious though.

]]> By: despicablewriter http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-101563 despicablewriter Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:10:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-101563 holy fuck. thanks for ruining the best show in history. holy fuck. thanks for ruining the best show in history.

]]> By: Kurp http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-101201 Kurp Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:57:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-101201 You forgot the part where the diagnosis is wrong 3 times but eventually cured during the last 10 minutes of the show. (unless it's a end-of-season episode in which case there's an extra 10 minutes of sub-plot/cliffhanger). You forgot the part where the diagnosis is wrong 3 times but eventually cured during the last 10 minutes of the show. (unless it’s a end-of-season episode in which case there’s an extra 10 minutes of sub-plot/cliffhanger).

]]> By: Cocoa http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-99396 Cocoa Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:43:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-99396 does anyone know the name of the house episode where the patient has Morphea? does anyone know the name of the house episode where the patient has Morphea?

]]> By: Jules http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-94995 Jules Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:54:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-94995 Wow... I love House, and I've always been fully aware of this formula. I just didn't have the patience or creativity to actually put it to words. Whenever I'm watching it with someone, I'll point out things like this... Like when they think they're cured, I say "Something bad is going to happen in about two minutes." And by bad, "THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG." I've never lol'ed so much at a Cracked article before! Wow… I love House, and I’ve always been fully aware of this formula. I just didn’t have the patience or creativity to actually put it to words. Whenever I’m watching it with someone, I’ll point out things like this… Like when they think they’re cured, I say “Something bad is going to happen in about two minutes.”

And by bad, “THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG.”

I’ve never lol’ed so much at a Cracked article before!

]]> By: Ryan Sager - Neuroworld - Neuro News Nanos - True/Slant http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-86268 Ryan Sager - Neuroworld - Neuro News Nanos - True/Slant Thu, 14 May 2009 21:28:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-86268 [...] * Alien Hand Syndrome on House — was a pretty cool, and I take it pretty accurate, portrayal of the condition — fade to awesome [...] [...] * Alien Hand Syndrome on House — was a pretty cool, and I take it pretty accurate, portrayal of the condition — fade to awesome [...]

]]> By: deadbeatJONES http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-7/#comment-84986 deadbeatJONES Thu, 07 May 2009 23:01:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5110#comment-84986 you left out the part where the camera accidentally shows the back of Hugh Laurie's head and the vain bastard has the special effects crew blur in some sort of Ron Popeil spray-hair magic as if we didn't already know he was going bald. you left out the part where the camera accidentally shows the back of Hugh Laurie’s head and the vain bastard has the special effects crew blur in some sort of Ron Popeil spray-hair magic as if we didn’t already know he was going bald.

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