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	<title>Comments on: Every Episode of &#8216;House&#8217; Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
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In our conversation yesterday evening, we were thinking of it more the other way: How can you know whether a“ drunken kiss” (ie: one that is party- situation- influenced) is less about the“ kiss” than the“ drunken”? Implicitly we were discu...</description>
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<p>In our conversation yesterday evening, we were thinking of it more the other way: How can you know whether a“ drunken kiss” (ie: one that is party- situation- influenced) is less about the“ kiss” than the“ drunken”? Implicitly we were discu&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Kristen</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-125429</link>
		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WARNING: rolling in Emmys is extremely painful.

LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WARNING: rolling in Emmys is extremely painful.</p>
<p>LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Watch House Online</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-123678</link>
		<dc:creator>Watch House Online</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So true, so true - As simplistic and yet complex this is in describing House episodes, it is right on.  Thanks for this post and the laughs it delivered.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So true, so true - As simplistic and yet complex this is in describing House episodes, it is right on.  Thanks for this post and the laughs it delivered.</p>
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		<title>By: megan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-123029</link>
		<dc:creator>megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol so funny cant stop laughing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol so funny cant stop laughing</p>
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		<title>By: Dr Rimaso</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/comment-page-8/#comment-115999</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr Rimaso</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Absolutely true. I love House nevertheless, and this is mostly because of the hilarious oneliners, cutting sarcasm and house/wilson bromance. That's what is carrying the show, in the end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Absolutely true. I love House nevertheless, and this is mostly because of the hilarious oneliners, cutting sarcasm and house/wilson bromance. That&#8217;s what is carrying the show, in the end.</p>
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		<title>By: Jimmy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see, the plots are easy.  They follow the same exact formula (unless they are the opposite), they contain no character development (unless they do), and they contain some anvilicious moral (unless, as happens with increasing frequency, they don't).  Thanks for clearing that up.

The bit about reading character descriptions at each other in angry voices was hilarious though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see, the plots are easy.  They follow the same exact formula (unless they are the opposite), they contain no character development (unless they do), and they contain some anvilicious moral (unless, as happens with increasing frequency, they don&#8217;t).  Thanks for clearing that up.</p>
<p>The bit about reading character descriptions at each other in angry voices was hilarious though.</p>
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		<title>By: despicablewriter</title>
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		<dc:creator>despicablewriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>holy fuck.  thanks for ruining the best show in history.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>holy fuck.  thanks for ruining the best show in history.</p>
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		<title>By: Kurp</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kurp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You forgot the part where the diagnosis is wrong 3 times but eventually cured during the last 10 minutes of the show. (unless it's a end-of-season episode in which case there's an extra 10 minutes of sub-plot/cliffhanger).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You forgot the part where the diagnosis is wrong 3 times but eventually cured during the last 10 minutes of the show. (unless it&#8217;s a end-of-season episode in which case there&#8217;s an extra 10 minutes of sub-plot/cliffhanger).</p>
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		<title>By: Cocoa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cocoa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>does anyone know the name of the house episode where the patient has Morphea?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>does anyone know the name of the house episode where the patient has Morphea?</p>
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		<title>By: Jules</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jules</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... I love House, and I've always been fully aware of this formula. I just didn't have the patience or creativity to actually put it to words. Whenever I'm watching it with someone, I'll point out things like this... Like when they think they're cured, I say "Something bad is going to happen in about two minutes." 

And by bad, "THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG."

I've never lol'ed so much at a Cracked article before!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; I love House, and I&#8217;ve always been fully aware of this formula. I just didn&#8217;t have the patience or creativity to actually put it to words. Whenever I&#8217;m watching it with someone, I&#8217;ll point out things like this&#8230; Like when they think they&#8217;re cured, I say &#8220;Something bad is going to happen in about two minutes.&#8221; </p>
<p>And by bad, &#8220;THE PATIENT POOPS A LUNG.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve never lol&#8217;ed so much at a Cracked article before!</p>
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