Comments on: William Shatner to run Canada in to the ground http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:30:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Ballistic http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-116082 Ballistic Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:13:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-116082 I'd vote for Shatner just to see him punch the Bloc Quebecios party in the face the next time they try to talk about Quebec separating from the rest of the country again. Enough with this 'nation within a nation' bullshit. I’d vote for Shatner just to see him punch the Bloc Quebecios party in the face the next time they try to talk about Quebec separating from the rest of the country again.

Enough with this ‘nation within a nation’ bullshit.

]]> By: Inscrutable Ted http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-115616 Inscrutable Ted Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:41:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-115616 The original Janeway (from an unaired, uncompleted pilot) was played by a Canadian! A French Canadian! That's close enough for me. The original Janeway (from an unaired, uncompleted pilot) was played by a Canadian! A French Canadian!

That’s close enough for me.

]]> By: Jeremy http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-81694 Jeremy Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:14:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-81694 "Thong Song", soo true. Sisko definitely has my vote. “Thong Song”, soo true. Sisko definitely has my vote.

]]> By: Halna http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-80805 Halna Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:37:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-80805 Caden, what's the article? I'd like to see this. Caden, what’s the article? I’d like to see this.

]]> By: lucy lawless (but not THAT lucy lawless) http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-79972 lucy lawless (but not THAT lucy lawless) Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:16:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-79972 Shatner every time! i promised myself to that fine specimen of a man when i was 11, watching him conquer the galaxy, one beautiful alien bird at a time. Sitting in my grandmas living room i knew then that if he ever wanted to conquer me he didn't even have to ask. (shit that sounded a lot more pedophilic than i would have liked...) Shatner every time! i promised myself to that fine specimen of a man when i was 11, watching him conquer the galaxy, one beautiful alien bird at a time. Sitting in my grandmas living room i knew then that if he ever wanted to conquer me he didn’t even have to ask.
(shit that sounded a lot more pedophilic than i would have liked…)

]]> By: Joshua Phipps http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-79387 Joshua Phipps Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:47:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-79387 Kirk, cons: KHHHHAAAANNNNNN! Kirk, cons: KHHHHAAAANNNNNN!

]]> By: Caden http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-78754 Caden Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:34:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-78754 I feel I need to comment here and add to the flames that stopped like a month ago. I would vote for Shatner, and I would vote for him in any country. That's what I have to say for the established government, because lets face it, no matter who gets put in power, they're ultimately controlled by large businesses (case and point: Obama, and I swear if anyone tells me I'm wrong, I'm totally linking you to a long winded article and some hour long videos that will show you I'm totally right). We might as well have a self indulged, washed up old actor as our PM (I'm not making fun of Shatner, I think he's hilarious, but all of what I said was true) who doesn't look like an 18th century lesbian that got on his knees to suck Bush's cock on more occassions than I care to recount (figuratively). Also, Shatner probably wouldn't have a coalition formed against him because of his small dick and overly ballooned head that has caused him to think he's got more than 10% complete power in his MINORITY government. And let's not forget the proroguing of parliament (yes, Ariel you are right, the governor general did approve that one, and she set a terrible precedent, that skank. But someone else made a very good point, GG rarely uses their power). However, I totally think Shatner would prorogue parliament in order to retain power over the country if he had to as well (who the hell wouldn't). That being said, this was hilarious and I love poutine. And our bacon eh? Really? Pft, awesome. I was thinkin our beer was pretty great, and the shawarma the Lebanese brought to us (you guys are wonderful for that), but hey, baconnn! I feel I need to comment here and add to the flames that stopped like a month ago.

I would vote for Shatner, and I would vote for him in any country. That’s what I have to say for the established government, because lets face it, no matter who gets put in power, they’re ultimately controlled by large businesses (case and point: Obama, and I swear if anyone tells me I’m wrong, I’m totally linking you to a long winded article and some hour long videos that will show you I’m totally right). We might as well have a self indulged, washed up old actor as our PM (I’m not making fun of Shatner, I think he’s hilarious, but all of what I said was true) who doesn’t look like an 18th century lesbian that got on his knees to suck Bush’s cock on more occassions than I care to recount (figuratively). Also, Shatner probably wouldn’t have a coalition formed against him because of his small dick and overly ballooned head that has caused him to think he’s got more than 10% complete power in his MINORITY government. And let’s not forget the proroguing of parliament (yes, Ariel you are right, the governor general did approve that one, and she set a terrible precedent, that skank. But someone else made a very good point, GG rarely uses their power). However, I totally think Shatner would prorogue parliament in order to retain power over the country if he had to as well (who the hell wouldn’t).

That being said, this was hilarious and I love poutine. And our bacon eh? Really? Pft, awesome. I was thinkin our beer was pretty great, and the shawarma the Lebanese brought to us (you guys are wonderful for that), but hey, baconnn!

]]> By: merica http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-77865 merica Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:11:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-77865 hey! canadians im from america! your bacon kicks ass! especially on pizza hey! canadians im from america! your bacon kicks ass! especially on pizza

]]> By: Dee http://www.cracked.com/blog/william-shatner-to-run-canada-into-the-ground/comment-page-3/#comment-76206 Dee Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:34:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7328#comment-76206 Picard FTW!!! I would vote for him like it's 1995. Except I wouldn't be able to vote if it were 1995. Scratch that thought. Picard FTW!!!

I would vote for him like it’s 1995. Except I wouldn’t be able to vote if it were 1995. Scratch that thought.

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