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	<title>Comments on: My Heroic Quest to Attend the &#8216;Watchmen&#8217; Premiere</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: rodvinsky</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-125629</link>
		<dc:creator>rodvinsky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh my fucking god, i haven't laughed so hard in a long time! xD this is really great stuff!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my fucking god, i haven&#8217;t laughed so hard in a long time! xD this is really great stuff!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-112101</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT WORK BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!  "FUCK U JARIVS!!!" AAAAWWWHAHAHA</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT WORK BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!  &#8220;FUCK U JARIVS!!!&#8221; AAAAWWWHAHAHA</p>
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		<title>By: cireric</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-105407</link>
		<dc:creator>cireric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 03:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was completely excellent.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was completely excellent.</p>
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		<title>By: Tandem</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-94920</link>
		<dc:creator>Tandem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fucking brilliant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fucking brilliant.</p>
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		<title>By: Youknowzit</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-85934</link>
		<dc:creator>Youknowzit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 23:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best written humor article ive ever read. So many random funny things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best written humor article ive ever read. So many random funny things.</p>
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		<title>By: Jared</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-85889</link>
		<dc:creator>Jared</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 19:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was the greatest aritcle ive read in years. It actually made me laugh. Great job. The barking was so random and instantly classic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was the greatest aritcle ive read in years. It actually made me laugh. Great job. The barking was so random and instantly classic.</p>
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		<title>By: Neel</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-84963</link>
		<dc:creator>Neel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My girlfriend's father is an actual Lieutenant Colonel Doctor in the Indian Army. I have never been so scared.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My girlfriend&#8217;s father is an actual Lieutenant Colonel Doctor in the Indian Army. I have never been so scared.</p>
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		<title>By: Tab</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-83269</link>
		<dc:creator>Tab</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great... or... greatest??
I'm definitely going with greatest. You are my favourite cracked columnist, O'Brien. (Please ignore the fact that I have Gladstone on my facebook and just finished writing a nice comment to Seanbaby, and know that you are from here on in the only one in my heart.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great&#8230; or&#8230; greatest??<br />
I&#8217;m definitely going with greatest. You are my favourite cracked columnist, O&#8217;Brien. (Please ignore the fact that I have Gladstone on my facebook and just finished writing a nice comment to Seanbaby, and know that you are from here on in the only one in my heart.)</p>
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		<title>By: bens91</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-wont-anyone-give-me-watchmen-tickets/comment-page-3/#comment-79311</link>
		<dc:creator>bens91</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"DOB: The Watchmen premier, the press screening. It’s this Monday and I am the Internet and I’d like a ticket, please."

I am the Internet haha... died reading that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;DOB: The Watchmen premier, the press screening. It’s this Monday and I am the Internet and I’d like a ticket, please.&#8221;</p>
<p>I am the Internet haha&#8230; died reading that.</p>
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		<title>By: Ren-ren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ren-ren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you fucking rock, o'brian
this evans person actually sounds like a friend of mine of dubious sexuality, whose first name is ironcially brian...hmm, im going to have to ask him what he does on the weekends these days...
hah
and i would actually really like to read about how hanna montana is similar to the nazis
cuz surely thats got to be an insult to nazis somehow...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you fucking rock, o&#8217;brian<br />
this evans person actually sounds like a friend of mine of dubious sexuality, whose first name is ironcially brian&#8230;hmm, im going to have to ask him what he does on the weekends these days&#8230;<br />
hah<br />
and i would actually really like to read about how hanna montana is similar to the nazis<br />
cuz surely thats got to be an insult to nazis somehow&#8230;</p>
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