Before delving into today’s episode of Hate By Numbers, I want to touch upon some events of late in the Cracked House. Those who follow the blog know that Swaim’s gone to L.A. and DOB’s joining him in another week. I can hear you now: “Gladstone, who gives a crap about Swaim and DOB? We just read Cracked for you and your Hate By Numbers. It’s wonderful and you are not at all a smug douchebag.”
To you —the sexiest and wisest Cracked readers— I reply, “thank you. You’re too kind.”
But it’s true: two of our own are headed to the City of Angels, and even though I know that they will be greeted by crushed dreams, and soon devolve into 5-dollar-a-wank crackwhores, I’m still a little jealous. I mean, to be young and less funny than Gladstone in the movie capital of the world? That just sounds wonderful.
Don’t worry about me though. I’ll be fine. Sure, I heard a rumor that DOB is going to be playing the role of Goatse in Internet Party 3. And Jack told me that DOB keeps pitching a new crime fighting series starring him and Swaim called Gun & Gachete. (I know. It doesn’t even make sense. Talk about a one trick pony!)
But hey, I still have Ross and Chris! And by “have” I mean the opposite of that. Just last week, I learned —with the rest of the English-speaking world— that Chris is (gasp) Canadian! Sort of a dealbreaker. And Ross? Well, I’m glad his boss has websense so he won’t read this when I say I’m pretty sure Ross is the Zodiac Killer.
So I wash my hands of all four them. Go ahead. Leave, grow, do your thing. But if you go out that door, it’s the end. Swaim, when Carlos Mencia cancels your walk-on part as Crazy Mexican #3, don’t come cryin’ to me. And DOB, when those fancy LA trainers see you with your shirt off and say, “that’s what passes for rock hard abs in Jersey?” don’t send me any tear-stained e-mails.
Now, I’m not sure what any of this has to do with this week’s Hate By Numbers, but there’s not much I have to add to Greg Gutfeld of Red Eye crackin’ wacky jokes to some sex columnist. I mean, I’m fairly sure some folks will take the clever tact of saying that I’m a hypocrite and I’m just the jerk I say Gutfeld is and … oh, I’m sorry, I fell asleep just anticipating that.
In any event, here is the 10th installment of Hate By Numbers. I hope you enjoy it.
Gladstone wants to be your special friend. Check out some more of his stuff HERE and OVER HERE and HERE TOO.
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- Twilight Looks Like Crap (or Announcing the Hate By Numbers Contest) - November 10th, 2008
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December 11th, 2008 at 5:18 am
I found them all! On Cracked’s channel!
December 11th, 2008 at 4:51 am
the video isn’t loading and I cant seem to find it in your youtube channel! God damn, Gladstone, I need this man!
October 25th, 2008 at 9:37 am
tadalfil
July 25th, 2008 at 8:36 am
I have never been here before and as yet have no idea what this is all about. But that was quite amusing.
To the people bashing Mr. Gladstone - I guess he achieved something in making you care enough to bother commenting. If it was really no good, or not worthy of attention and respect, you’d have said nothing
July 13th, 2008 at 8:05 am
damn, there goes one sexy ass Cracked commenter.
July 13th, 2008 at 4:35 am
Gladstone, who gives a crap about Swaim and DOB? I just read Cracked for you and your Hate By Numbers. It’s wonderful and you are not at all a smug douchebag. Awesome, and btw, you’re welcome.
July 12th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Do a Hate by Numbers on society itself. It sucks.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I love the tags for this article. No need to worry about those illiterate children. You’ll have the east cost all for yourself.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
But such topics are allowed and hotly discussed in international big people dating club
(U K b i g d a t e .c o m)
July 11th, 2008 at 2:28 am
I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on mixedloving . c o m, a dating site for blacks, African American, interracial singles.I thought you would like to check it out!
July 10th, 2008 at 11:52 am
kingmonkey+1 spends two minutes photoshopping a picture and I spend two weeks making a diorama of all the hate by numbers out of dog poop and this is the thanks I get?
See if I send you any more of my limited edition dog shit sculptures. You’ll be sorry, they will be worth millions one day.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Delicious. I’d make a Goats (goats.com) reference but I doubt anyone would get it–which is a shame. Teaming up the Cracked blogging staff with Dumbrella (and Kris Straub) would make an unstoppable force–and if they added, say, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, it would be like a Voltron of Comedy.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Only if they’ve still got litter on them. It’s like sprinkles on ice cream, only different.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Wow. Thanks for raising the bar, asshole. ^_^
(Will cat droppings top that?)
July 9th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
That might be the greatest thing ever. Long live the king. That so beats the box of dog droppings that Glendoor mailed to me.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Man, that’s just wrong.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Just for Gladstone…
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/images/one?id=619151&size=f
July 9th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
P.S.–
I get about 10 blog readers per century, Gladdy, but I did link anyone who (unfortunately) comes across it to both this HBN and your site. To, ya kno, sort of atone for my commentary sins.
Now bring on the bukkaked dead hookers.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Gladstone is secretly Scout?!?! I must now reread that novel, in fresh light of that revelation. Scout likes to get bukkaked by Dill. Everything is falling together in a horrific manner.
Oh wait–it’s a British alternative rock band? Nevermind. I knew Gladstone was secretly Japanese!! Ohio!
July 9th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
this is how vicious internet rumors get started. I said i like the BOO RADLEYS!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I like you Gladstone but I’m not gonna lick your face, either side, and that’s not even counting the fact that apparently you like to be bukkaked.
That’s just gross.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Poor Gladstone; I’m not surprised. You’re getting more and more traffic but it’s from us, which must be a mixed blessing indeed.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Isn’t that a normal feeling?
. . . Or am I the only one who feels like that constantly?
July 9th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
i feel dirty and scared.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Hmm. Pollock = Splatters all over.
Gladstone = Licking Face.
Pollock + Gladstone = People licking the splatters all over his face.
Dear sweet merciful Sid . . . Gladstone wants to be bukkaked!
Ewwww . . . . . . Now that’s just low. Is this some sort of Masonic secret ritual, Gladdy? (I’m assuming Gladstone is both a) a Freemason and b) a Communist Zoroastrian.)
Focusing on people licking Gladdy’s face . . . shifting focus to licking supermodels instead . . . this is hard, dammit.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
That’s all well and good J-Pappi, but I believe we were talking about people admiringly licking my face. Let’s try to stay focused.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Pollock was a genius, but only because he convinced people that shit was high-priced art.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I’m all about the face-chase…
July 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Get back Petra. Gladstones face is mine
July 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Chris–Yes! Thank you. It was bothering my brain. I dunno, he might be a genius and maybe I just don’t “get it.” *shrug* Or maybe I’m just mad that people don’t pay that much for my works of art that challenge the very boundaries of art–like the Photoshopped picture of Gladstone, William Gladstone, and O’Reilly having a threesome on top of a pile of dead hookers, with “FTW!!!1″ for a caption. It’s purity enshrined.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Oh petra,
The grass is always greener on the unseen hemisphere of my face, isn’t it?
July 9th, 2008 at 9:03 am
God damn. What is wrong with you? Even I dont find myself funny!
That is one sexy picture though. Careful or she will come back as a ZOMBIMASON HOOKERBOT or something of the like…
July 9th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Dedicated to Robot Jesus, for making me laugh out loud.
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/images/one?id=617300&size=f
July 9th, 2008 at 7:50 am
laughed my ass off, this one was funny. I decided I want to lick the left hemisphere of your face.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:58 am
Res_ipsa: Jackson Pollock, by any chance?
July 9th, 2008 at 4:34 am
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July 9th, 2008 at 2:23 am
If you’re a fan of Red Eye, you’re probably a secret fan of Brown Eye too (there go those damn Freemasons again!). Fucking conservatives. Though I do approve of guns and Aircraft Carriers.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I’m a fan of Red Eye. But I though this video was kinda funny. The thing though about your number 4 hate or whatever. “Where did those 2 come from?” If you had watched it form the beginning you would now they have been there the entire time.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Excuse me, I meant ZOMBIE MASON LEPRECHAUN CABBAGE-EATING HOOKERS.
Wait. That doesn’t make sense. Which, of course, makes it true.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
ZOMBIE MASON HOOKERS CONTROL PENILE SECRETS AND SEND THOSE ANNOY-ASS SPAM E-MAILS.
It all makes sense now. Thanks, paint-huffing!
July 8th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
It’s all fun and games until a zombie hooker bites of the wrong head, and gets the wrong brains.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
R_I, You have to ask the Masons, my man; they’re behind all secrets. Even shitty ones.
Glendoor, I hope he used Airwick, or at least burned a match. If those fuckers live off of cabbage and whiskey like they appear to, I’d hate to be right behind him in the crapper. On second thought, maybe a match isn’t such a good idea after all.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Fucking leprechauns. I just noticed how much that word resembles “leper.” Coincidence? Is there a SECRET behind that gold? Or the toilet?!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
The leprechaun would probably get upset and I try not to piss him off.
But I swear to God dude we all came home from my parents on the Fourth and I went into the bathroom and the toilet was just finishing flushing. I just missed catching the little fucker. And if I had caught him and he offered me some goddamn Lucky Charms we would have had a problem , cause I want some gold not some shitty cereal.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
And also leave an adorable picture
July 8th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
I would leave my serial killer runes in kitty pidgin. Or whatever the LOLCAT language is called. Just to see how the papers reported ” I IS IN UR R00M, STABBING UR WIFE.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Pretty much.
If I was a serial killer, I’d leave clues in Celtic Runes, not because it’d mean anything but more to be a total dick and show I can write in Celtic Runes.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Yes, Gladstone’s probably calling his mom tonight to feel a little better about humanity.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I’ve got the bong/you’ve got the beer
Let’s make lots of money
They’ve got the cash/we’ve got the ho’s…
You get the idea.
Ok, no more lyrics, I promise (though you can never trust a stoner in that regard).
@Glendoor: That was YOU dude? Whew. Glad you said something; now I don’t have to keep staring from my porch with B-movie serial killer music in the background. BTW, can I hide some of these behind your wainscoting, or would the Leprechaun be offended?
@Kingmonkey: Please tell me you’re joking. If not, please tell me I can’t be infected from sitting on one thumb with the other in my mouth playing “Switch.” Oh, no; here it comes…I can feel it…
“BBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNSS!”
July 8th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Poor Gladstone. I hope he isn’t reading this anymore. To be faithful to the purpose of this place–
I liked it. But how could he stand watching that whole segment without his mind imploding?
(I’m serious about that screenplay, people!)
July 8th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
No, one day there was a horrible stench coming from my nieghbor’s backyard and I said “Damn man what do you got back there dead hookers?”
and he said “Yes” and I said
“Your name is name J-Pappi or Res_Ipsa by any chance?”
and he said “No what the hell do you care what my name is ? Are you a cop?
and I said”No”.
then he said “Then leave me the hell alone as I got to get these dead hookers in the mail.”
I just back off real slow with out taking my eyes off him back intomy yard, where my still and pot plants are.
July 8th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Res_Ipsa… I don’t know if you’re aware, but there is actually zombie p0rn out there. At least one, called P0rn of the Dead (spelled properly, though). It’s like Day of the Dead meets Bangbus.
You know what causes zombie outbreaks? Ass to mouth.
July 8th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
No way, J-Pappi. That bong is now part of your image, your persona, your super(high)ego. You with the bong, I (me?) with the beer. If we’re doing this dead-hooker-duo thing we gotta do it RIGHT.
But that begs the question–who’s going to drive??
Anyone want to volunteer for a great cause? It’s TAX DEDUCTIBLE.
P.S.–I actually, really LOL’ed (laughed out loud, for anyone born after 1990) at those lyrics, J-Papster. Pure awesome.
(Disclaimer: It’s totally not tax deductible–at least my Personal Income Tax class didn’t say anything about that, and fsck reading the tax regs. Srsly.)
July 8th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
@Glendoor: A little Vick’s Vaporub under each nostril works wonders for the smell…hey, how’d YOU know they stink real bad? Ha! You, sir, have been detected! Besides, it’s not like they stink through people’s computer screens, which is where the market would be aimed. They’d get all the visual delight without any of the negative drawbacks for just a small fee on the ol’ AMEX. I’d say it’s quite the bargain.
Res_ipsa, I think valuable time’s been wasted trying to negotiate with carriers. Time to take the operation in hand and think big. U-Haul trucks break down frequently (and on a hot day? Yikes!). I’m thinkin’ we need tractor trailers with reefer units to keep them cool. We could be like Smokey and the Bandit…
East Bound and down/loaded up and truckin’
A we gonna do what they say can’t be done
We gotta big load of ho’s, and a short time to get there
We’re eastbound/just watch Res_Ipsa run
Keep your foot hard on the pedal/son, never mind them skanks
Let their parts hang out cause we got a run to make
The boys are horny in Atlanta/there’s dead ho’s in Texarcana
And we’ll bring ‘em back no matter what it takes
Etc. Yes, I’ll put the bong down now.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
J-Pappi–I’m in negotiations with the Dept. of Homeland (In)Security . . . something about a health risk? (I’m also in negotiations with DHL, UPS and the USPS having rejected my offers.) They’re also worried about terr’r’sts compromising such packages . . . with their packages . . . yes, I’m talking ’bout terr’r’st sperm. Terr’r’st sperm in rotting, fetid corpses of VD’ed women who once traded sex for money and/or adulterated crack rock. “i CAn HAZ KRAK RAWK PLZ 4 PEAS IN HEL?” (”Peace in Hell.”)
glendoor42–Febreze, man, Febreze.
kingmonkey +1–Who the fsck calls it “kitty pidgin”?! That’s . . . I don’t even know. And dead hookers, man–not UNdead hookers. I mean, come on, there are limits and decency and such! “Over the line!” Although, wouldn’t a zombie movie where the zombies first rape you and THEN eat you be a lot more scary than normal zombie movies? Or they eat you whilst raping you! And Cheney jerks off in the background whilst singing an operetta version of “Insane in the Membrane”! . . . I am so glad I’m able to not visualize that.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
If the LOLcat “language” is called kitty pidgin (and I fervently refuse to fucking call it that, or accept that they do indeed have a dialect), would dead hookers have “zombie pidgin?” “Ho-corpse pidgin?”
July 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Hey Dan the man, why do you need Gladstone’s balls, did you lose yours?
@J-Pappi and Res_Ipsa , Y’all just need to remember that dead hookers stink, ……bad.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
LOLDEDHOS? I like it, Res_Ipsa. Moderately interesting pictures of dead hookers with cute sayings underneath like “I can haz decent burial?” People everywhere will look and go “Awwwwww, how cute! Everyone knows dead hookers can’t talk!” It would make for great screensavers. BTW, have you found a suitable mail carrier yet?
July 8th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
There is a vortex of suck around you Wayne that pulls in the coolness of the people in your general area and makes them suck. Start being funny or I’ll cut off your balls.
July 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
LOLCATS is fine, taken on its own terms. But done over and over and over again, and honored as the funniest thing on the web (Webbies, anyone?) . . . that’s a bit much. There are a few that still earn a smirk, but there’s only so much you can do with it. Like the splatter paintings by that one dude whose name eludes me at the moment–the first time he did it, it was an innovative, interesting idea challenging art itself. By the fiftieth time he did it, it was laziness. A two-year old could accidentally splatter paint on a canvas.
Now, dead hookers–that’s a timeless classic that will never get old. And something the nation–nay, THE WORLD–can unite behind.
Dead hooker orgy. I’m just sayin’.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:57 am
What a douchebag. Not you, Gladstone; the guy from FOX. I can’t watch that channel without pulling my hair out; glad you’re here to break it up into little hate-filled bits for me. Though this one really felt more like “Contempt by Numbers.” Which is just as cool.
What’s wrong with LOLCATS?
July 8th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Could you do a HBN about lolcats?
July 8th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Ya know, I’m pretty sure you could do a HBN where all you do is just show the vid, put up the number, and cut to you making a hateful expression. (Or one of disgust, exasperation, etc.) Of course, many people wouldn’t get it and would write “OMG UR NOT EVNE DOIN ANYTHING!!1″ because they think LOLCATS is the highest form of humor. Just a random thought.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
i will get to glenn beck and nancy grace. have to find the right clip.
July 7th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
If you don’t want people giving you problems for using fox news for Hate By Numbers, then there is that glenn beck guy on headline news that would be great to make fun of.
Also yeah, where the Hell did those other two people come from?
July 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I happen to like the two Coreys :(….
And y’know Swaim I’ve found that getting illegal drugs on the streets of LA can be quite difficult as well
July 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Five dollars a wank? Are things really that overpriced there?
And I thought DOB usually SLEPT in the afternoon . . . so is he going to sleepwrite? Or does Jack constantly wake him up with his restraining order and/or subpoena deliveries?
July 7th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
For this hate by numbers Gladstone could’ve show 4 minutes of Gutfeld’s face and everyone would know why you hate him. Anyway, good job.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Man, Gutfeld has a face you’d never tire of punching. It’s like he was created from composite parts of 80s movie villains.
Good job Gladstone.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Score:
kingmonkey+1 49
glendoor42 41
July 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
The last look at the sex columnist lady was priceless and said it all. If she wasn’t a lesbian at the beginning of that segment, she surely ended it as one.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
OH THANKS KINGMONKEY,NOT ONLY HAVE YOU STOLEN MY WIFE FROM ME, NOW YOU ARE STEALING MY QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!
ps Glastone what is the music you use as your theme song?
July 7th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Who were them other two people?, not the two on Fox, I could give a fuck, but the two in your video? The lady was extremely lovely, but the dude,… well… just kind of looked like you in glasses. Is that the Clark Kent version of Gladstone?
PS. the video quality is much improved, your teeth don’t look like they are fixing to jump out and attack me and what is the name of the song you use as your theme music?
July 7th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I think Gladstone might fancy Swaim more than I do…. the whole pre hbn post smacked of brokenheartedness….and jealousy.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
While I join the hordes of un-tanned masses in loving Cracked and missing News on Cracked, as well as groaning (in agony) at many of the jokes on HBN, I must admit today’s episode was nearly funny. Mazel tov?
July 7th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Hooray for Gladstone. You are a smug self satisfied douchebag in a way I only wish I was. With you all alone I am expecting you to continue to be a beacon of angry excellence.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
If I wanted to watch Fox News get made fun of, I would much rather watch Jon Stewart from 5 years ago.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
@Brizz
No to the first sentence, No to the second sentence, and “Yes and No” to the third sentence. (I’m gonna write articles in the afternoon.)
July 7th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
kingmonkey +1, well played on the attention span.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Back the fuck up, DOB is leaving Cracked? As in, no longer writing articles? Or is he just gonna party and get laid by multiple women in LA, and write articles in the morning?
July 7th, 2008 at 11:53 am
If anything, Gladstone’s yearning for Swaim has only made him funnier. I wish this had been longer. I did try to think of something critical to say in the hopes of eliciting one of his trademark full-of-wide-eyed-sincerity rebuttals, but meh. I really liked it.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Poor Gladstone. He just wants his friends back.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Talk about picking on the oppressed and weak! You and I both know that in reality DOB is an eight-year-old girl Jack purchased from carnival workers.
Gladstone, if you weren’t already dead to me, I’d murder the shit out of you. You’re lucky it’s next to impossible to purchase a gun on the clean streets of L.A.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am
At negative creep:
I wasn’t going to comment at all today, but that’s a very interesting comment i’d like to address:
I take your comment to heart.
And maybe cultural context DOES have something to do with it.
That Kid Rock song was a huge hit.
Larry King is a tremendous success.
And Fox News is the number 1 cable news network in a America.
So while you or I might see these people and regard them as pathetic twits to be ignored, they are part of the HBN mission statement, because for whatever reason, the masses have said, these are the winners in life.
I will never pick on the truly oppressed or weak. I promise. And if I do, you should call me on it.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am
weak sauce, dude. I love you and your work, gladstone, but this hate by numbers just wasn’t hatey enough. Are you all hated out from doing so many episodes? For a show as jackassy as Red Eye on Fox News I just don’t feel like you hit the proper level of vitriol. It was still funny, but it lacked a certain oomph, an onslaught of hatenocity.
I have no problems with your targets. So far it seems like you’ve stuck to some one the douchiest parts of our society: Fox News (especially their bimbo show hosts and red eye), kid rock, and the love guru. These are all things deserving of any decent person’s scorn. And I appreciate you showering yours upon them. Sure they’re easy targets, but that doesn’t make them any less deserving or your posts any less hilarious.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I’ve been holding my peace so far, but now I feel I finally have to join the crowd demanding Glad Lad to stick to writing, or at least to find subjects more worthy of his scorn. Maybe it’s that I just don’t have the cultural context to appreciate bashing Fox or Kid Rock, but it all just feels like… well, like picking on the weak, really. Or kicking a retarded person suffering from explosive diarrhea in the guts. It’s just not a pretty sight.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:18 am
For the record, I think you are wonderful and a smug douchebag. By the way, who were those two people beside you? Do they get drinks, too? And what music did you use for your theme song?
July 7th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Good Christ. Hilarious. Could someone in the New England area please meet up with Mr. Gladstone and give him hand-release? Thanks a bundle.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Your face after the “making fun of minor celebrities” comment was priceless.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:23 am
I just want you to know Gladstone, I’d support your awesomeness even if you decided to do a hate by numbers on fluffy kittens and not raping babies
July 7th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Great Job, Gladstone! Funny, funny stuff.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Jesus Christ, another shit bomb by gladstone. Why do you people let him live? It’s more humane to smother him with a pillow then to allow him to go on thinking he is funny and has talent.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:09 am
You aren’t funny. I cringe when i read your words and watch your videos. Quit trying.
July 7th, 2008 at 8:02 am
unrelatedly, new song http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6695865
Yeah sorry gladstone, but I dont have time to watch this now. I’m leaving to go out of town.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:58 am
I don’t mean to belittle Mr. Gutfield, but I think that even I could put on a better interview show. And I have no patience for people at all, little desire to do research, and the attention spa
July 7th, 2008 at 7:48 am
first