Comments on: Spears is Spifflicated on Giggle Juice? I’m On It, Chief! http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:27:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9338 FollicleMan Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:24:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9338 A grey fedora? Now THAT'S an expensive hat. If I were King of Pop Culture, I would mandate that 20s era slang be instated as the new ebonics, to be ironically appropriated by hipster youth and smart-alecky internet types the world over. A grey fedora? Now THAT’S an expensive hat.

If I were King of Pop Culture, I would mandate that 20s era slang be instated as the new ebonics, to be ironically appropriated by hipster youth and smart-alecky internet types the world over.

]]> By: Captain Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9206 Captain Ross Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:58:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9206 'What's that boss? Lohans been snorting the colombian talcum in a hot joint south of the big blue? I'm on it!' On a related note, I was at work, and I passed by an apartment block with some strange saxophone music blaring out of the bottom apartment. It was sort of wierd, loopy Jazz music that sounded like it came from some 1930's Film Noir. In my head I kept quoting lines from The Goat In The Grey Fedora. ‘What’s that boss? Lohans been snorting the colombian talcum in a hot joint south of the big blue? I’m on it!’

On a related note, I was at work, and I passed by an apartment block with some strange saxophone music blaring out of the bottom apartment. It was sort of wierd, loopy Jazz music that sounded like it came from some 1930’s Film Noir.

In my head I kept quoting lines from The Goat In The Grey Fedora.

]]> By: Paddy http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9161 Paddy Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:30:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9161 That reporter is my idol. I'm looking forward to one day telling an editor "i'm on it, Chief!" before putting on my fedora and trenchcoat and racing out to cover a quilting bee. That reporter is my idol. I’m looking forward to one day telling an editor “i’m on it, Chief!” before putting on my fedora and trenchcoat and racing out to cover a quilting bee.

]]> By: Captain Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9113 Captain Ross Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:32:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9113 I'd pat it all day, and maybe throw it a bone once in a while. I’d pat it all day, and maybe throw it a bone once in a while.

]]> By: Delicatessen http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9102 Delicatessen Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:18:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9102 I must agree with the rest of you, Paris' Vag, while not as Mommish as Britney's was adorable. I wish it could run around my backyard. I must agree with the rest of you, Paris’ Vag, while not as Mommish as Britney’s was adorable. I wish it could run around my backyard.

]]> By: cora http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9068 cora Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:56:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9068 WOW...so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member eah month. funny thing..... WOW…so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member eah month.
funny thing…..

]]> By: Bruce182 http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9027 Bruce182 Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:07:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9027 That was the cutest* vagina I have ever seen. *only That was the cutest* vagina I have ever seen.

*only

]]> By: lbh http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9024 lbh Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:33:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9024 Thank you for the warning Tim. I'm one of a handful of people left on the planet who hasn't seen Paris Hilton's twat . Because of you, I remain so and will continue as such... until Clorox features it in a commercial touting the germ/bacteria killing properties of their Sani-wipes. Much obliged. Other than that...Good one Swaim ! The only thing missing is the clickety click of a teletype machine. (oh, hell) What gives ? Thank you for the warning Tim. I’m one of a handful of people left on the planet who hasn’t seen Paris Hilton’s twat . Because of you, I remain so and will continue as such… until Clorox features it in a commercial touting the germ/bacteria killing properties of their Sani-wipes. Much obliged.

Other than that…Good one Swaim ! The only thing missing is the clickety click of a teletype machine.

(oh, hell) What gives ?

]]> By: Dwain http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9022 Dwain Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:12:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9022 You know what would be funny? A pimp using dated period terms to try to sell his whores. Now that would be inspired. You know what would be funny? A pimp using dated period terms to try to sell his whores. Now that would be inspired.

]]> By: nchammer326 http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9020 nchammer326 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:05:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/18/whats-that-spears-is-spifflicated-on-giggle-juice-hot-dog/#comment-9020 This article is the cat's pajamas. Real spiff, if you catch my drift. Michael Swaim is real mac, I bet he gives all the girls the time. I love old timey slang. By the way, wasn't there another version of that photo on another post? If so, where could I find it? This article is the cat’s pajamas. Real spiff, if you catch my drift. Michael Swaim is real mac, I bet he gives all the girls the time.

I love old timey slang.

By the way, wasn’t there another version of that photo on another post? If so, where could I find it?

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