Comments on: What The Internet Was Made For: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:17:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: ironmaiden1fanrf http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14649 ironmaiden1fanrf Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:16:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14649 this reminds me of this time that i was meeting this girl for the first time that was good friends with my brother. When we got to her house i we hit it off instantly. Me, my brother, and another friend of ours were in her backyard playing football and she called us inside to get something to eat. I was running full speed to get into the house and i ran into her screen door and broke it. this reminds me of this time that i was meeting this girl for the first time that was good friends with my brother. When we got to her house i we hit it off instantly. Me, my brother, and another friend of ours were in her backyard playing football and she called us inside to get something to eat. I was running full speed to get into the house and i ran into her screen door and broke it.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13601 glendoor42 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:15:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13601 No, that would still be pretty fucking funny. No, that would still be pretty fucking funny.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13590 orangemtl Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:56:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13590 Birds do this all the time at my office. Only they're quite delicately constructed, and frequently die. ....Gosh, I'm sorry---was that like a sort of comedic buzzkill? Man, this humor thing is tougher than it looks. Birds do this all the time at my office. Only they’re quite delicately constructed, and frequently die.

….Gosh, I’m sorry—was that like a sort of comedic buzzkill? Man, this humor thing is tougher than it looks.

]]> By: illbeatz2g http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13565 illbeatz2g Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:20:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13565 Since when did ABBA have a drummer? I kind of hope he did say something about severed arteries, because I personally find irony the greatest form of comedy known to man. Since when did ABBA have a drummer? I kind of hope he did say something about severed arteries, because I personally find irony the greatest form of comedy known to man.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13536 Ross Wolinsky Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:19:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13536 Stiles: I actually had to ask a friend if he knew what you were talking about to figure out what you were referencing because I completely missed that news item. I wish I could say this was a subtle and carefully-constructed reference to <a href="http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hgDKCTW3IkWhrAaF_zJ7FO2VBWAw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">that event</a>, but I seriously didn't even know about it until just now. Dude's name was Ola Brunkert. Shitty way to die, and there's nothing really funny about it... unless Ola Brunkert once said that people severing their jugulars on broken glass is the greatest form of comedy known to man. Which I'm pretty sure he didn't. Then again, I don't know much ABBA trivia, so who knows? Stiles: I actually had to ask a friend if he knew what you were talking about to figure out what you were referencing because I completely missed that news item. I wish I could say this was a subtle and carefully-constructed reference to that event, but I seriously didn’t even know about it until just now.

Dude’s name was Ola Brunkert. Shitty way to die, and there’s nothing really funny about it… unless Ola Brunkert once said that people severing their jugulars on broken glass is the greatest form of comedy known to man. Which I’m pretty sure he didn’t. Then again, I don’t know much ABBA trivia, so who knows?

]]> By: Stiles http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13534 Stiles Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:08:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13534 Now I'm kind of curious to see whether or not this turns into a full-fledged "if they didn't feel bad when they posted... [insert hilarious atrocity here]" fest, and whether or not it actually does result in drawing a negative enough overall pattern of behavior to elicit some kind of reaction. Now I’m kind of curious to see whether or not this turns into a full-fledged “if they didn’t feel bad when they posted… [insert hilarious atrocity here]” fest, and whether or not it actually does result in drawing a negative enough overall pattern of behavior to elicit some kind of reaction.

]]> By: Commander Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13533 Commander Ross Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:52:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13533 If they didn't feel bad when they posted that video of the old guy falling up the escalator not long after Kurt Vonnegut fell and died aren't going to feel bad about this. RoWo even linked the fact that Vonnegut died by falling up with the video, since he was once quoted as saying people falling over was the greatest form of comedy known to man. If they didn’t feel bad when they posted that video of the old guy falling up the escalator not long after Kurt Vonnegut fell and died aren’t going to feel bad about this.

RoWo even linked the fact that Vonnegut died by falling up with the video, since he was once quoted as saying people falling over was the greatest form of comedy known to man.

]]> By: Stiles http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13532 Stiles Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:47:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13532 Yeah, I'll bet the creators of the same website that joked about a dead child found in a dumpster feel absolutely horrible about posting a video of a man faceplanting into a plexiglass wall on the same day that a relatively obscure (to preempt any debate of this; without reading that article, what's the deceased drummer's name?) aging musician is reported to have died in a somewhat similar fashion. Well played, sir. Yeah, I’ll bet the creators of the same website that joked about a dead child found in a dumpster feel absolutely horrible about posting a video of a man faceplanting into a plexiglass wall on the same day that a relatively obscure (to preempt any debate of this; without reading that article, what’s the deceased drummer’s name?) aging musician is reported to have died in a somewhat similar fashion. Well played, sir.

]]> By: mjohnson http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13529 mjohnson Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:07:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13529 Oh, on the same day that as teh reports that the drummer for Abba died walking in to a glass door: "Brunkert hit his head against the glass door that led from his kitchen to the garden, breaking the glass and cutting his neck severely." Oh no, do you feel bad. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3571682.ece Oh, on the same day that as teh reports that the drummer for Abba died walking in to a glass door:

“Brunkert hit his head against the glass door that led from his kitchen to the garden, breaking the glass and cutting his neck severely.”

Oh no, do you feel bad.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3571682.ece

]]> By: fragg http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13524 fragg Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:45:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/17/what-the-internet-was-made-for-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13524 I wonder how many times the employees had to clean face marks and hand prints off that glass? I am hoping that someone runs into that glass at least once a day...but I know I am dreaming. I wonder how many times the employees had to clean face marks and hand prints off that glass? I am hoping that someone runs into that glass at least once a day…but I know I am dreaming.

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