Comments on: What Me Found In A Storage Bin? http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:29:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: keith http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-45763 keith Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:16:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-45763 i didn't find it anywhere near as tasteless as Nancy Grace, who has made a career out of sensationalizing and trivializing the misfortune of others. and she's not even funny. well, not intentionally, anyway. and i know it's late and all but as a response to "A Parent," i promise that after i'm too drunk to pull out, i'll still think jokes about dead kids are funny. i didn’t find it anywhere near as tasteless as Nancy Grace, who has made a career out of sensationalizing and trivializing the misfortune of others. and she’s not even funny.

well, not intentionally, anyway.

and i know it’s late and all but as a response to “A Parent,” i promise that after i’m too drunk to pull out, i’ll still think jokes about dead kids are funny.

]]> By: Hankimus http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-38748 Hankimus Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:33:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-38748 And with God as my witness, I will lay them. And with God as my witness, I will lay them.

]]> By: Hankimus http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-38747 Hankimus Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:32:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-38747 Gladstone, don't you dare bow down to these highfalutin assholes. For Christ's sake man, you make a living (I understand quite a healthy living) by offending people. Truly, the creative mind knows no bounds, so quit pandering to the swine that would have you out of circulation and write your dirty jokes. I love 'em, most people love 'em, and the people that don't need to get laid. Gladstone, don’t you dare bow down to these highfalutin assholes. For Christ’s sake man, you make a living (I understand quite a healthy living) by offending people. Truly, the creative mind knows no bounds, so quit pandering to the swine that would have you out of circulation and write your dirty jokes. I love ‘em, most people love ‘em, and the people that don’t need to get laid.

]]> By: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35745 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:25:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35745 Correction: This is great sarcasm, complete with angry viewers with names like "A Parent" and seemingly (for some) literate criticism. Correction: This is great sarcasm, complete with angry viewers with names like “A Parent” and seemingly (for some) literate criticism.

]]> By: Aiden http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35248 Aiden Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:20:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35248 This is sarcasm. This is sarcasm.

]]> By: ilikefeets http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35219 ilikefeets Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:54:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35219 As someone who alienated a double-digit number of friends due to a recommendation for deadbaby.com years ago, I got my bi-annual ab workout from laughing at this. Also, if you're looking to not be offended, allow me to humbly suggest staying away from any type of comedy site. As someone who alienated a double-digit number of friends due to a recommendation for deadbaby.com years ago, I got my bi-annual ab workout from laughing at this. Also, if you’re looking to not be offended, allow me to humbly suggest staying away from any type of comedy site.

]]> By: DP13 http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35199 DP13 Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:48:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35199 Wow. Just wow. He says a drawing of someone looks like Alfred E. Neuman, and he gets this. http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/blowmekthx/tattoo.jpg Now imagine that woman was brutally murdered. Like really really badly. And that is what her sketch looked like. Now who wouldn't find it at least a little amusing that the artist's rendition of her was that bad? So Gladstone saw a picture of a little girl on the news, and said, "HEY. That girl kind of looks like Alfred E Neuman!" He made absolutely no joke saying that child torture was funny. He just said that the sketch of the girl was rather amusing. Just like this: http://www.ryanvelting.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/abcreporter.jpg That guy in the sketch raped a girl... But it's pretty funny that the sketch looks just like the news anchor that is giving the story. What happened=Not funny. How it's presented=Hilarious. Seriously. What the fuck, guys. Wow. Just wow. He says a drawing of someone looks like Alfred E. Neuman, and he gets this.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/blowmekthx/tattoo.jpg

Now imagine that woman was brutally murdered. Like really really badly. And that is what her sketch looked like. Now who wouldn’t find it at least a little amusing that the artist’s rendition of her was that bad?

So Gladstone saw a picture of a little girl on the news, and said, “HEY. That girl kind of looks like Alfred E Neuman!” He made absolutely no joke saying that child torture was funny. He just said that the sketch of the girl was rather amusing. Just like this:

http://www.ryanvelting.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/abcreporter.jpg

That guy in the sketch raped a girl… But it’s pretty funny that the sketch looks just like the news anchor that is giving the story. What happened=Not funny. How it’s presented=Hilarious.

Seriously. What the fuck, guys.

]]> By: » They Make Our Crazy Mass Murderers Seem Almost Pleasant | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35168 » They Make Our Crazy Mass Murderers Seem Almost Pleasant | Cracked.com Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:00:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-35168 [...] usually try not to delve into macabre subjects on this here blog; others have shown us all what can happen when you admit to finding child mutilation hilarious. Aside from Dan O’Brien [...] [...] usually try not to delve into macabre subjects on this here blog; others have shown us all what can happen when you admit to finding child mutilation hilarious. Aside from Dan O’Brien [...]

]]> By: Lounsey http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-23341 Lounsey Thu, 01 May 2008 13:22:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-23341 Hoy1229, you are being a douche. If the only basis for not posting an article was that somebody would be offended by it then cracked.com wouldn't even exist... A woman goes to her doctor with stomach pains, so the doctor says he'll run some tests. He calls her into his office and says "Well we have the results, I hope you're prepared for a long time with nights full of crying and changing dirtyl nappies". The woman says "Oh my God am I pregnant?"and the Doctor says "No, you have bowel cancer". Hoy1229, you are being a douche. If the only basis for not posting an article was that somebody would be offended by it then cracked.com wouldn’t even exist…

A woman goes to her doctor with stomach pains, so the doctor says he’ll run some tests.
He calls her into his office and says “Well we have the results, I hope you’re prepared for a long time with nights full of crying and changing dirtyl nappies”. The woman says “Oh my God am I pregnant?”and the Doctor says “No, you have bowel cancer”.

]]> By: internetlovemachine http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-19487 internetlovemachine Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:08:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/26/what-me-found-in-a-storage-bin/#comment-19487 I realise I'm massively late here, but I thought it was hilarious. Nothing's off-limits for humour as long as it's funny. I realise I’m massively late here, but I thought it was hilarious. Nothing’s off-limits for humour as long as it’s funny.

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