Comments on: Watchmen: How It Could Have Been A Lot Worse http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:18:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: BittenPenguin http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-99406 BittenPenguin Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:15:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-99406 Oh lord, Bucholz never ceases to amaze me at how incredibly dumb he can be! It's not as if you come off as an obsessed fan of the comic because you clearly do not know what Alan Moore intended with his masterpiece. Lord, do us all a favor and rant about pirates some more. Oh lord, Bucholz never ceases to amaze me at how incredibly dumb he can be! It’s not as if you come off as an obsessed fan of the comic because you clearly do not know what Alan Moore intended with his masterpiece. Lord, do us all a favor and rant about pirates some more.

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-82746 Panzer-Stier Ross Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:18:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-82746 I at least respected the way the film has tried to drag comic book movies out of kid-friendly adaptation territory. I mean, which other comic book movie would be gritty enough to show both the hacking head scene that Woozy mentioned and the prison scene where they have to cut through the huge guy's arms with a circular saw? I at least respected the way the film has tried to drag comic book movies out of kid-friendly adaptation territory. I mean, which other comic book movie would be gritty enough to show both the hacking head scene that Woozy mentioned and the prison scene where they have to cut through the huge guy’s arms with a circular saw?

]]> By: Woozy http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-82023 Woozy Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:05:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-82023 I guess Rorschach killed the guy with a hatchet to show that he had broken down, that he wanted the guy to pay. He kept swinging at him burying it deeper and deeper. i thought it was excellent. I loved watch Doc blowing people to hell, seeing the guts and everything. I guess Rorschach killed the guy with a hatchet to show that he had broken down, that he wanted the guy to pay. He kept swinging at him burying it deeper and deeper. i thought it was excellent. I loved watch Doc blowing people to hell, seeing the guts and everything.

]]> By: Papaya http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-81927 Papaya Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:53:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-81927 Yea, the fact that they changed the fire to the axe wasn't really cool. But how can you expect less from the guy that directed 300? :( There were some nice additions, like lauries nipples. I thought that was quite tasteful. Yea, the fact that they changed the fire to the axe wasn’t really cool. But how can you expect less from the guy that directed 300? :(
There were some nice additions, like lauries nipples. I thought that was quite tasteful.

]]> By: Brianna http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-81812 Brianna Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:42:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-81812 Oh, what the hell! My brain is dying! What a cleverly constructed plan to indirectly kill your readers! I'm melting after going through those scripts. In a bad way. Oh, what the hell! My brain is dying! What a cleverly constructed plan to indirectly kill your readers! I’m melting after going through those scripts. In a bad way.

]]> By: s8tan http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-81454 s8tan Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:06:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-81454 TL DR TL DR

]]> By: LadyLLawliet http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-81259 LadyLLawliet Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:44:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-81259 I know a lotta people complained about the movie but as a fan of the comic book I actually liked it enough to see it twice in theaters in Japan (which ain't cheap unless $18 for a movie is cheap). I got used to Dr. Manhattan's thingy, but that's probably because I didn't make a point of staring at it the whole time it was on the screen. *It was on there a ton, though--not that I have any complaints! Suddenly I find myself wanting to watch it again...=P I know a lotta people complained about the movie but as a fan of the comic book I actually liked it enough to see it twice in theaters in Japan (which ain’t cheap unless $18 for a movie is cheap). I got used to Dr. Manhattan’s thingy, but that’s probably because I didn’t make a point of staring at it the whole time it was on the screen. *It was on there a ton, though–not that I have any complaints! Suddenly I find myself wanting to watch it again…=P

]]> By: Realize http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-80111 Realize Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:23:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-80111 I just wanted to say that I think Wormdundee's response was the most perfect thing I've ever read in a comments section. I just wanted to say that I think Wormdundee’s response was the most perfect thing I’ve ever read in a comments section.

]]> By: Soupy Sales http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-80072 Soupy Sales Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:03:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-80072 Too much ding-dong in that movie, no wonder the title is "Watch Men". Too much ding-dong in that movie, no wonder the title is “Watch Men”.

]]> By: Jeremy http://www.cracked.com/blog/watchmen-how-it-could-have-been-a-lot-worse/comment-page-3/#comment-79374 Jeremy Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:48:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=7709#comment-79374 I'd actually be OK with Dr Wang Wang wearing a towel. The blue dong to boob ratio was way too high. Incidentally, it should always be 0 in my opinion. I agree though, it really wasn't a bad movie. I actually went back and read the Novel for the first time after seeing it and was surprised at how similar some of it was. I’d actually be OK with Dr Wang Wang wearing a towel. The blue dong to boob ratio was way too high. Incidentally, it should always be 0 in my opinion.

I agree though, it really wasn’t a bad movie. I actually went back and read the Novel for the first time after seeing it and was surprised at how similar some of it was.

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