Comments on: Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:56:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Darkmage http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-60483 Darkmage Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:08:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-60483 "Margaret Thatcher could eat over 35 hard boiled eggs in a sitting." Almost right on this one... Except it was 35 puppies. “Margaret Thatcher could eat over 35 hard boiled eggs in a sitting.”

Almost right on this one… Except it was 35 puppies.

]]> By: IDon'tBelongHere http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-51433 IDon'tBelongHere Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:43:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-51433 I did have "in Dublin" in there after "every single child", but it delorted. T.T I did have “in Dublin” in there after “every single child”, but it delorted. T.T

]]> By: IDon'tBelongHere http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-51432 IDon'tBelongHere Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:42:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-51432 Ha, MacHaggis, you forgot the part about drinking the tears of every single child along with his whole five year old Irish child (yeah, it wasn't really tea. Typo in all the historical documents.) Ha, MacHaggis, you forgot the part about drinking the tears of every single child along with his whole five year old Irish child (yeah, it wasn’t really tea. Typo in all the historical documents.)

]]> By: oneshoe http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-51015 oneshoe Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:25:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-51015 how bout this headline- putin K.illed G.reat B.east how bout this headline- putin K.illed G.reat B.east

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross, Rocking Like a Hurricaine http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-46418 Panzer-Stier Ross, Rocking Like a Hurricaine Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:56:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-46418 What about Bill Paxman? Not only did he lead the free world in a time of crisis, he fought the war himself against an alien menace. Not with limp wristed goddamn diplomacy either, he hopped in a fighter jet and kicked those extraterrestrial assholes back to the stars. What about Bill Paxman? Not only did he lead the free world in a time of crisis, he fought the war himself against an alien menace.

Not with limp wristed goddamn diplomacy either, he hopped in a fighter jet and kicked those extraterrestrial assholes back to the stars.

]]> By: LordMonkeyton27 http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-46392 LordMonkeyton27 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:40:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-46392 With all of this "Putin shot ____" and "Putin judo chopped ___" we never heard about Putin's more impressive accomplishments... Putin is a great listener, and loves to talk about feelings (true). Putin consoled your ex-girlfriend for 15 hours over the phone after your last break up when no one else would listen (very true). Putin brought a baby red deer back to life with his own tears and then killed the hunters/journalists with his bare hands (happened several times). With all of this “Putin shot ____” and “Putin judo chopped ___” we never heard about Putin’s more impressive accomplishments…

Putin is a great listener, and loves to talk about feelings (true).
Putin consoled your ex-girlfriend for 15 hours over the phone after your last break up when no one else would listen (very true).
Putin brought a baby red deer back to life with his own tears and then killed the hunters/journalists with his bare hands (happened several times).

]]> By: Jared http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-46381 Jared Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:26:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-46381 Australian Capital Territory Chief Minister (whatever that is) Jon Stanhope once jumped out of a helicopter into a lake to rescue a drowning man. In the middle of a bushfire. I thought that was pretty rock 'n roll. Australian Capital Territory Chief Minister (whatever that is) Jon Stanhope once jumped out of a helicopter into a lake to rescue a drowning man. In the middle of a bushfire. I thought that was pretty rock ‘n roll.

]]> By: Exageratron 6000, mkII http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-46366 Exageratron 6000, mkII Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:05:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-46366 The thing about the DUI in the 70's is from some comedian's show on Comedy Central The thing about the DUI in the 70’s is from some comedian’s show on Comedy Central

]]> By: kingmonkey, honest liar http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-46337 kingmonkey, honest liar Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:25:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-46337 Did you end up doing time, Johnny? Like maybe in Fulsom prison? And were you prison raped, and left with an asshole that hurts like a ring of fire? Did you end up doing time, Johnny? Like maybe in Fulsom prison? And were you prison raped, and left with an asshole that hurts like a ring of fire?

]]> By: Johnny Cash http://www.cracked.com/blog/vladimir-putin/#comment-46312 Johnny Cash Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:59:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1721#comment-46312 I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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