Comments on: Vladimir Putin shoots a fucking tiger

By: Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:09:19 +0000

Richard Nixon was a world-class pianist.

By: lolzer

lolzer — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:20:55 +0000

lol hilary clinton for a bet lol…

By: Darkmage

Darkmage — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:08:49 +0000

“Margaret Thatcher could eat over 35 hard boiled eggs in a sitting.”

Almost right on this one… Except it was 35 puppies.

By: IDon'tBelongHere

IDon'tBelongHere — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:43:05 +0000

I did have “in Dublin” in there after “every single child”, but it delorted. T.T

By: IDon'tBelongHere

IDon'tBelongHere — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:42:20 +0000

Ha, MacHaggis, you forgot the part about drinking the tears of every single child along with his whole five year old Irish child (yeah, it wasn’t really tea. Typo in all the historical documents.)

By: oneshoe

oneshoe — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:25:40 +0000

how bout this headline- putin K.illed G.reat B.east

By: Panzer-Stier Ross, Rocking Like a Hurricaine

Panzer-Stier Ross, Rocking Like a Hurricaine — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:56:30 +0000

What about Bill Paxman? Not only did he lead the free world in a time of crisis, he fought the war himself against an alien menace.

Not with limp wristed goddamn diplomacy either, he hopped in a fighter jet and kicked those extraterrestrial assholes back to the stars.

By: LordMonkeyton27

LordMonkeyton27 — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:40:17 +0000

With all of this “Putin shot ____” and “Putin judo chopped ___” we never heard about Putin’s more impressive accomplishments…

Putin is a great listener, and loves to talk about feelings (true).
Putin consoled your ex-girlfriend for 15 hours over the phone after your last break up when no one else would listen (very true).
Putin brought a baby red deer back to life with his own tears and then killed the hunters/journalists with his bare hands (happened several times).

By: Jared

Jared — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:26:58 +0000

Australian Capital Territory Chief Minister (whatever that is) Jon Stanhope once jumped out of a helicopter into a lake to rescue a drowning man. In the middle of a bushfire. I thought that was pretty rock ‘n roll.

By: Exageratron 6000, mkII

Exageratron 6000, mkII — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:05:43 +0000

The thing about the DUI in the 70’s is from some comedian’s show on Comedy Central